Gabriel Mizrahi

I was so traumatized by the haircut.

I still haven't gotten my hair touched in nine months.

I just lived with it in a ponytail or clip.

I was in two weddings over the summer and both hairdressers who did my hair immediately asked me what happened.

Who's responsible?

Later, Stacey accused me of telling people that she stole my wedding date.

Ma'am, I don't have a wedding date yet, nor have I even started thinking about it.

She really ripped me a new one for that.

She said it was so embarrassing for her.

I assured her I never said anything of the sort.

She didn't respond, nor apologize.

We invited her and her fiance, now husband, the brother, over for a little 4th of July barbecue and neither of them responded.

Then she invited me to her bachelorette trip out of town for a few days.

I was so excited to reconnect, I felt like we were out of touch.

I did feel like something was off leading up to the weekend.

Besides your bangs.

Besides the rat tail peeking out, that is also somehow uneven.

Yes.

I was worried something was going to happen given the strangeness recently, and my fiancé had a bad feeling about the trip too.

He insisted that I drive myself and not carpool in case I needed to leave.