Garcelle Beauvais

Mommy, the Pringles are talking to me. Go with it. Just go with it.

She's like, I do. I do, America. He goes, oh my God, why am I clapping? Why? God, this is amazing.

And she's like, oh, so beautiful. Right here in the sun, isn't it? God damn it. Did you bring the sun? Even the sun's pretty. Did you bring the sun? God damn, she's rich.

I see fried chicken.

She's like, oh, hi. Made me get out of bed. This better be good. Hi, everybody. Hello. Hello, bartender. Hello, busboy. Hello, Lisa Vanderpump Flowers. Was I supposed to say that out loud? What the fuck do you want, Kyle?

And Jennifer Jolie just goes, well, they were younger.

Oh, yeah. Okay, now we're talking. Give me a crap table. I want to roll around on that.

That's what I'm saying, honey.

And she goes, well, hey, we want the money. I don't give a fuck about these people. Give me the money.

So we see the flashback to her saying, I want one good love affair, lady. It's just one. I just want one of those things you see in the movies, you know, where you just can't be apart. One minute you're a hooker, the next minute some lady has to give you clothes in a Beverly Hills shop. I love that movie.

She's like, every day I feel his energy. Oh, Sam. Thank you for not making me park my car on the street anymore. Thank you for making me rich.

Don't apologize to me, please. That's why they've got churches. Go to a goddamn church. I don't have time for this. Have some bread, have some wine, you're forgiven. Jesus Christ.

Do you think she was acting her best, putting her best foot forward? You know, if you're really friends with someone during the worst time of their life, don't call them. Just ignore their pain like everybody else. I mean, come on.

How did I get demoted from being despicable me to a goddamn minion? I'd actually prefer the last two seasons.

And Erica goes, and the executioner.

She goes, oh, someone's here. It's

You look so great. You look so... Oh, hello, Miss Erica Jane. How are you, Miss Stassi? We're like the Spice Girls. I'm Paprika. You're Adobo. I don't know any other spices. I'm so sorry.

Well, guys, guys, guys, please gather round. I have some very disheartening news. Today, Jagger came in. And little Jigga, he told me, Mommy, are you and Daddy divorced? And I said, Queen!

That's PK. I'm leaving him. Stupid.

What? Yeah.