Garrett Graham

It feels like this guy would have seen the pool, right? A neon sign. So... I like sleuthed this guy out on the internet.

It feels like this guy would have seen the pool, right? A neon sign. So... I like sleuthed this guy out on the internet.

I learned pretty quickly that he's ex-military and also happened to share the name of a 14th century Earl of Pembroke, which to me, those are two details that kind of suggest like this guy might have some sympathies towards the royals and maybe he won't be willing to break the privacy for the sake of an American podcast.

I learned pretty quickly that he's ex-military and also happened to share the name of a 14th century Earl of Pembroke, which to me, those are two details that kind of suggest like this guy might have some sympathies towards the royals and maybe he won't be willing to break the privacy for the sake of an American podcast.

I learned pretty quickly that he's ex-military and also happened to share the name of a 14th century Earl of Pembroke, which to me, those are two details that kind of suggest like this guy might have some sympathies towards the royals and maybe he won't be willing to break the privacy for the sake of an American podcast.

Yeah. And I reach out several times actually. No response. Totally fine. We have more suspects. I move on to the next one.

Yeah. And I reach out several times actually. No response. Totally fine. We have more suspects. I move on to the next one.

Yeah. And I reach out several times actually. No response. Totally fine. We have more suspects. I move on to the next one.

The next person I reach out to is the retired electrician. He worked there from the 70s to the 90s, which on the one hand, it means like it's been a while since this guy's seen the pool. But on the other hand, it means like he was definitely there before the NDA era. And so maybe he's more keen to chat with us about it. I reach out LinkedIn and on Facebook. Again, zero response. Okay.

The next person I reach out to is the retired electrician. He worked there from the 70s to the 90s, which on the one hand, it means like it's been a while since this guy's seen the pool. But on the other hand, it means like he was definitely there before the NDA era. And so maybe he's more keen to chat with us about it. I reach out LinkedIn and on Facebook. Again, zero response. Okay.

The next person I reach out to is the retired electrician. He worked there from the 70s to the 90s, which on the one hand, it means like it's been a while since this guy's seen the pool. But on the other hand, it means like he was definitely there before the NDA era. And so maybe he's more keen to chat with us about it. I reach out LinkedIn and on Facebook. Again, zero response. Okay.

So then what? I go to the final person on LinkedIn. And honestly, this is the one that I'm kind of the most optimistic about because, again, this is the maintenance officer turned aromatherapist. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So then what? I go to the final person on LinkedIn. And honestly, this is the one that I'm kind of the most optimistic about because, again, this is the maintenance officer turned aromatherapist. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So then what? I go to the final person on LinkedIn. And honestly, this is the one that I'm kind of the most optimistic about because, again, this is the maintenance officer turned aromatherapist. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Their LinkedIn bio just reads, quote, using aromas to support positive mental health, which like not only is this a person who is in a totally different field of work now, but this is like a decidedly non-royal line of work. Yeah, okay. And so I'm like, we found our person. I just need to get this person to see the note that I send. And so I reach out on every single platform I could find her on.

Their LinkedIn bio just reads, quote, using aromas to support positive mental health, which like not only is this a person who is in a totally different field of work now, but this is like a decidedly non-royal line of work. Yeah, okay. And so I'm like, we found our person. I just need to get this person to see the note that I send. And so I reach out on every single platform I could find her on.

Their LinkedIn bio just reads, quote, using aromas to support positive mental health, which like not only is this a person who is in a totally different field of work now, but this is like a decidedly non-royal line of work. Yeah, okay. And so I'm like, we found our person. I just need to get this person to see the note that I send. And so I reach out on every single platform I could find her on.

And this one actually turned out kind of interesting. She said, nothing. Nothing. Not a single word of reply. There was nothing interesting about it. It was just a failed attempt at a joke. I see. I see. But anyway, the point of all this is just to say that LinkedIn was kind of a bust. There were other people that I reached out to who didn't want to talk to us.

And this one actually turned out kind of interesting. She said, nothing. Nothing. Not a single word of reply. There was nothing interesting about it. It was just a failed attempt at a joke. I see. I see. But anyway, the point of all this is just to say that LinkedIn was kind of a bust. There were other people that I reached out to who didn't want to talk to us.

And this one actually turned out kind of interesting. She said, nothing. Nothing. Not a single word of reply. There was nothing interesting about it. It was just a failed attempt at a joke. I see. I see. But anyway, the point of all this is just to say that LinkedIn was kind of a bust. There were other people that I reached out to who didn't want to talk to us.