Garrett Morris

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268 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2026 last heard 25 Feb

Garrett Morris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And when I was about...

you know, 18, 19.

I was trying to flirt with this girl leaving a, uh, SAE party at Arizona state.

And I got pulled over immediately and,

And they cuffed me and said, you have to go to jail.

I don't think Dana, I didn't tell you this.

So I go to jail and I say, hey, any reason for the jail?

I didn't even ask because I just felt I'm pretty guilty about a lot of things.

And they said, yeah, you've gotten too many tickets, speeding tickets, and we have a warrant for your arrest.

And I realized they didn't.

So a couple hours in, I go, can I see those?

And they showed me copies and it was my brother's signature saying he was me because he got pulled over so much.

He would have had to go into jail.

So he goes, no, no, I don't have my license.

I'm David.

And so then he signed them all and then he still didn't pay him.

And then I spent the night in the clink and I had to have another comedian come bail me out.

I still speak with my brother, unfortunately, but he know I'm such a pussy.

I would never really give him any trouble about it.

And I didn't.

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