Garrison Davis

We will not let Trumpland by MSNOW steal our spot as number one.

So stop the steal.

Do not let Trumpland win.

Vote.

It could happen here, April 16th, up until the 16th.

Vote early, vote often.

Vote early, vote often.

Vote with your spare email address.

Look, vote early, vote often, the great slogan of my home state of Illinois.

Everyone take this liberal direct action very seriously.

Let's start with some actual news getting serious here.

Kristi Noem's husband was outed as what I'm going to call a sissy cross-dresser with an interest in quote-unquote bimbo-fication.

Noem, as governor, signed a joint state letter attacking trans rights.

There's so much gendered angst among these conservatives, projection, et cetera, et cetera.

Representatives for Noem released a statement after this news dropped, quote, Miss Noem, which is interesting, quote, Miss Noem is devastated.

The family was blindsided by this.

And they ask for privacy and prayers at this time.

Yeah, cool.

I think we need to expand the right to arm bears to the right to arm dogs.

This is my final statement on this matter.