Garrison Davis
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Isn't that a great month for the gnomes?
After she joined the Shield of America's task force, which so far has existed for less than a month and already bombed the wrong country once.
In other important news, 413,793 KitKat bars were stolen in transit from Italy to Poland.
Okay, when you give that statistic, is that 413,793 four-finger bars, or is that 100,000 and you're counting each finger separately?
No, it's each packaged bar, including some of the new limited edition Formula One and Chunky bars.
Oh, that's been a thing in the UK for like 20 years.
This is a new version.
This is a new version, according to a press release from Kit Kat.
OK, so if you want to argue with Kit Kat.
I think what you're seeing is that it's called cool Britannia.
It's a phenomenon by which British culture is slowly taking over the world.
This is 12 tons of Kit Kat bars that were stolen.
Their whereabouts are currently unknown.
An on-duty Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself while at the Philadelphia airport last week.
Look, the lines are bad, but come on, it's not that bad.