Gary Brecka

And I had taken three jujitsu classes.

And so I thought I was a badass.

I knew how to pull somebody by me and then choked him.

And that was it.

But you're supposed to kind of stand there and let me do it to you.

You gotta come at me like this.

Punch like this and then I'm gonna up block and then I'm gonna chop you in the neck and then I'm gonna sweep your foot.

And when I sweep your foot, you have to fall down.

It's like, help me out here.

So I had three jujitsu classes and I'd watched a lot of UFC.

So I felt pretty good about myself.

And I had a few cocktails and I was at an insurance conference and my business developer, who was a division one wrestler,

Oh, here we go.

We started like mouthing off to each other.

He was like, he goes, dude, just so you know, I would mop the floor with you.

And he was like, let's just not even have this conversation.

And I was like, well, we could go up to the suite and figure it out.

And I hit the presidential suite up there.

I'm gonna grab his wrist.

I'm gonna pass him and then I'm gonna be behind.