Gary Gulman
speaker
403 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 29 Jul
Gary Gulman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It can make a turkey in 11 minutes.
And it can't make toast.
But then it also has a diversion, not a diversion, a digression where the toast people are frantic over the microwave oven's prospects for toast making and pushing them out of business.
But then the man who runs the toast, and the problem with this joke is it feels too much like the abbreviating of the states, but the man who runs the toast consortium says, we'll always have bathtub suicides.
I remember thinking of it on stage.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so then I wrote it down afterwards.
Did it work the first time?
It got such a reaction.
It got such a reaction.
It was similar to what happened in here where people were like, ah!
Because it's really, especially for a depressive to talk about bathtub suicide.
Right, but then I also followed up with, because this is where the real writing comes in.
So you have that line where he says,
He says, well, I always have bathtub suicides.
But then I thought of something that he says after that.
You want to frighten me?
Tell me they've outlawed dead-end jobs and loveless marriages.
See each other and spend this time together.
Oh, that's so nice to hear.
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