Gary Lawless

I bet you there's a girl out there that would pay a lot of money to sniff those socks.

You know what we'll do?

We'll do that as like the golden ticket in one of the Cracker Jack boxes where we do Ernie Clement's cock rings for the Cracker Jack, the business venture from hole 11.

We'll give Greg a cut too.

Greg, you need the cut, man.

What a guy.

Yeah, we'll call it Johnny Long Cock Cock Rings.

That's why he has to wear those shorts.

Just an absolute weapon.

I kind of want to ask you just about this Blue Jay team and this season a little bit coming up.

You guys are 3-0.

What a start to the season.

That crowd, that shit gives me chills, man.

When that stadium is fully packed, it's a tough scene to beat in the MLB.

You know what you need to do?

You need to go up to the concourse, Ernie, with your baseball bat, and you need to knock out any fucking person serving one of those lobster poutines.

Okay?

Like, you need to knock them out cold, because we don't need people getting sick on a concourse off of these lobster poutine and crack beers.

Well, they probably didn't like me drugging you.

That's probably where... When we said...