Gary Lawless
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Sweetie, I would fly to you right now.
Unreal.
Unreal.
Last thing, could you ask the Jays if I can throw a first pitch out this year if I come to T.O.?
I'll strike out the first batter of the game.
Are you kidding me, buddy?
I used to play baseball back in the day.
I'll come out and smash a lobster poutine and strike out the side.
All right, how about that?
Go Jays, baby!
Oh, that was unreal.
I just think that people don't understand.
They've never been inside a locker room.
Like, imagine, like, you're in your cubicle, and, like, somebody looks over, and it's like, nice fucking, nice long shorts, you fucking peasant.
It's like...
And then he asked you to play the credit card game for the two beers.
You just covered the whole dinner.
No, Ned's a gentleman.
Unreal.
Hey, a couple clicks for Pasha, Fish.