Gary Lineker

We go out on the pitch and I didn't tell Bobby because I wanted to play, you know.

And then I started cramping up again about half an hour into the game and I thought, but I lasted till half time and I ran in the loo and blah, blah, blah.

So then I go back out for the second half, thought I'd probably be all right now.

And then about 10, 15 minutes into the second half, I start cramping up again.

I'm thinking, oh, my God.

And the ball goes out to their left-hand side.

So I'm running out there, and I thought, well, I might get this, and I slid to try and tackle.

And as I slid, I relaxed, and it just went whoosh.

And I'm on the pitch like that, and I've gone, oh, my fucking God.

I'm shoveling out my shorts, and I'm doing like a dog.

You know, a dog who's wiped his arse on the grass.

And then there's a brilliant clip, because...

After I'd spoken about it, obviously they found the footage of it and it's quite obvious what's happened, if you say.

Yeah, maybe.

So there's a bit where Gary Stevens, the right back, comes up to me and he goes, you all right, Lynx?

And I went, and you can see, look at me over my shoulder and I go, I've shit myself.

Did it not show on your shorts?

Thankfully, we had dark blue ones.

Thankfully.

But I had to shuffle it out.