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Gavin Bain

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
397 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Criminal
The Big Lie

go and he's basically telling us to go around the room just ripping into everyone and I was like oh my god you know so like this is it and so we just started doing it you know look at this guy in the fake Adidas look at his beard who does he think he is Jesus you know and just move on to the next person and eventually we get to Chris everyone's like falling around laughing we get to Chris and we start making fat jokes and Chris is quite fat and Chris was not laughing at this one he started to look furious

Criminal
The Big Lie

That the joke had now been turned on him.

Criminal
The Big Lie

But as all of his staff were in tears laughing, and then they realized he wasn't laughing, and they all stopped.

Criminal
The Big Lie

And then he just burst out laughing.

Criminal
The Big Lie

And we knew that we've got it.

Criminal
The Big Lie

Then we just felt like, God, this is easy.

Criminal
The Big Lie

Now, this guy is the Simon Cowell, like the nicer version of Simon Cowell.

Criminal
The Big Lie

So he just gets straight to the point, and he's like, what do you want?

Criminal
The Big Lie

And at this point, we had no money.

Criminal
The Big Lie

We had no money left.

Criminal
The Big Lie

So as soon as he said, what do you need?

Criminal
The Big Lie

I don't know why I said it.

Criminal
The Big Lie

Maybe it was like a line in another movie.

Criminal
The Big Lie

But I said, we don't go to bed.

Criminal
The Big Lie

In an American accent, we don't get out of bed for anything less than $70,000.

Criminal
The Big Lie

And Bailey looked at me like, what the holy crap, you know?

Criminal
The Big Lie

And all of a sudden we had 70,000.

Criminal
The Big Lie

For a couple of days after that, we kept going to the bank machine to see if the money was in.

Criminal
The Big Lie

And every day that it wasn't in, we felt like, okay, this isn't really real.

Criminal
The Big Lie

And then the day that the money was in, we'd both never seen that amount of money in our bank accounts.