Gemma

No. I mean, I don't want a guy punching people in the face, but you've got to be a little more forceful.

I appreciate that offer, but I have just made a decision since this incident that I just I don't want this to be my life going forward. I don't want to be going out and fighting off girls, raping themselves all over my date. So I've made a couple of adjustments.

Well, I'm going to date down.

I'm not going to go after the hottest guy and the dating profile because I just don't need this kind of headache. I mean, I like you, Tony, but you're just too attractive for what I'm looking for right now.

I'm the girl magnet and your friends just repel them. Okay, great. So he hasn't convinced you that he's ugly enough? I've been with him in person. He's cute. He knows he's cute. And he's not going to get any less cute.

Hello?

This is Gemma.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Why are you calling me?

Listen, I don't know what this guy told you, but it was a very, very awkward and incredibly weird date.

Yeah, that's putting a really nice spin on it, but yeah.

Yeah, and I'm sure he did, honestly. Like, at first, when I came back, I was like, what? And then I saw how Tony was like, Clearly a little uncomfortable, so I was kind of laughing, like, inside. Oh, okay.

Oh, I know what their intentions were. I'm pretty sure. Tony, by the way, is a really good-looking guy. Oh. And they, like, they swarmed in, like, locusts or whatever. I don't know. Oh.

I don't think he invited this necessarily, but I started to get kind of irritated with these girls, these two girls. I was like, get the hint, ladies.

He's with me. So Tony was so like... flummoxed or whatever. He didn't even notice, but I called the waiter over, and I was like, attempted to bribe the waiter to spill salsa on these girls.

I waved a 20 at him and he was like, I'm sorry, I can't do that.

I don't blame Tony in the beginning for not doing anything. But by the end, this went on for so long, he should have done more.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, I get it, and I appreciate the apology, Tony, but you already apologized. You told me that on the card. I'm not hearing anything new.