Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I'm so fucking stupid.
I can't with a fucking... And then you get there and you shake it like a fucking... Hey, this is Erin and Odin from Cranbourne, Australia.
Hi, I'm Katie from Norwood, Canada.
Hi, my name is Gemma from Bristol in England and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, best-selling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge, who's clicking. Welcome to... Tony and Ryan. I'm Ryan. Tony's wearing a Tony and Ryan hat.
Which will be available for purchase at the Hen's Party.
As well as a one-night-only Tony's Hen's Party tote bag next Tuesday.
It's very soon.
Yep. This Friday night, we'll see you in Dublin. There are no tickets left. I'm sorry, Irish tapas. Soz. Soz about that.
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Chapter 2: What are the best days of the week for sex according to the survey?
Would you like me to? Well, Torbs goes, oh, I just had a Google and you can get these hot microwavable socks.
Torbs, idiot. Any socks are microwavable with the right attitude.
Well, that's very true. I think these ones were, you know, like a fit for purpose. No, I appreciate the sentiment. But he was like, oh, we actually should probably get you something to put on because, fuck, I cannot believe it. I just didn't even think.
When we're in Dublin, real fucking soon.
Very soon.
We are going to go swimming at 40 foot.
At 40 foot, yeah.
And I believe Charles and I checked the water temp. It's currently 11 degrees.
Yes, I think we shared that on the show.
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Chapter 3: How does weather impact physical health and pain?
And I've had the shock of my life because I never had, like I don't have any rods or plates anywhere else my first time. And like it's really been a shock. That fucking fine print, I get you every time.
Let's get those socks.
I got to get the fucking hot socks.
Let's get, child.
Even right now, just only in a sneaker, I can feel it.
Where can we put a microwave? Is there a microwave that's powered by a USB-C cable so we can have one in the car? Because if we drive to 40 foot and go, oh, put it in the microwave. Well, we don't have a fucking microwave when we're down to the coast.
Oh, my God. So true. I was about to say, I'll put it in my bra, but I'll be wet.
So wet. And then you'll go for a swim.
I'm really excited about swimming at 40 foot, though. Even the water temperature, that can't put me off. That's amazing.
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Chapter 4: How do personal experiences shape opinions on umbrellas?
Yeah.
Like the other would distract from the other.
Yeah.
Both great together.
Both great, but just need their own time.
Over-stimulating.
Charles agrees.
Charles is like, hmm. Should I touch it there?
And I go, ball!
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Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes arise from the discussion of umbrellas?
On the balls. Yeah, okay.
No. The wizards just tackled something.
You want my wizard sleeve?
Pussy.
Pussy.
Isn't the term wizard sleeve just really fucking, just really.
Okay. Do you want to know what's more upsetting? Just really upset. And no one could have planned it. Like no one on planet earth could have planned where this was going.
Tony has a sleeve of a wizard.
I'm wearing like a bell sleeve top. And if I go right down the barrel of the camera there, you can see right into my wizard sleeve.
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Chapter 6: What are the benefits of using a drive-thru for food?
They're one for you. You like a Golden Gay Time.
And I have not.
I find them too soggy.
Completed the Golden Gay Time. Thus, I am mid-Golden Gay Time.
Mid-gay. Yep.
There is nothing you can say, do, suggest that will have any influence or impact on me as a person because I am so not listening. I am so not concentrating. I am not absorbing new information. You know when we got a colonoscopy and they said, don't make a big decision in the next 24 hours? Don't present me with new data mid-gay time.
Yeah. No, that's good intel for people if they ever see you on the street in the gay time.
Well, we're about to hit the streets and you know.
Just wait a minute until I'm done. Is a golden gay time only Aussie though?
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Chapter 7: What surprising interactions occur between podcast listeners?
Yeah. Oh, well, that's out of hell. Oh, that makes sense. All of a sudden, it's all good.
The day you are least likely to have sex in the type community. With just 4% of load shot on a Monday. Monday, 4%.
Yep.
The second least, Thursday, 5%. Tuesday, 6%.
Chapter 8: What are the future plans for the podcast and events?
Wednesday, 7%. So, it's still pretty low numbers. All midweek, real low. People aren't doing it during the week anymore.
Busy.
Compared to the last time we took this survey. Oh, I think I'm compared to like when you're 22, you're just throwing it in at any time.
Well, but...
Every day is a weekend when you're in your early 20s and you just, you can't get your hands off each other. You're so fucking horny and your chemicals are just like, let's fucking do it.
And if you're in a relationship, you're fucking all the time. Yeah. Yeah.
Because I guess at the time, like if someone goes, oh, you don't really do that during the week, you'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Or you're not going to want to do that on a weekday.
Well, yeah.
Then what am I doing? Or you just kind of go to work and you come home and have a schnitzel and go to bed. I mean, that sounds great. That's actually just described my perfect day.
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