Geordie

Whenever we go, before the start of a weekend, he'll email or text us, all the commentators, car parking passers, so we can get into the ground.

He knows full well the situation of my car, and he has still been texting me car parking passers.

Nasty.

What am I going to do with those?

I can't drive in.

And now, it's time for Dumb S*** I Heard This Week.

Hi, Ramesh and Shanti.

First of all, I just need to say, Shanti, you are absolutely hilarious.

You crack me up.

The way you tell stories and some of the insanely hilarious stuff you've come out with, honestly, it kills me.

I laugh so much when I'm walking around with my headphones in.

People think I'm just having a full-on mentee bee, so thank you, I suppose.

Right, so I have a little dilemma, and I'm hoping you could both help me out.

I'm a vegan, and my boyfriend is a meat-eater.

However, he does eat vegetarian in the house.

When we moved in, the oven was brand new, so I wanted to keep it meat-free.

No meat's ever been cooked in that oven.

It's basically the Virgin Mary of ovens.

We also have a one-year-old little boy, and we compromised on a vegetarian diet when we come to weaning him.

that he can make his own choices when he's old enough to understand.