George Rapicavoli

Sure, for which day? And just give me a party size.

Okay. So, unfortunately, for 420, we already sold out the dinner. What? It's an annual dinner we do every year celebrating the holiday. And, unfortunately, it's been booked out for about a week now.

Yeah. We are taking a waiting list. We'd gladly put you on a waiting list.

Of course, of course. Yeah, we're lots of sports radio fans here, big Heat fans.

Man, as much as I would love to help you out, we actually have no room.

No, no, no. They definitely can. Maybe they can, but you know, the thing is, those are... Who the hell are these people?

They're guests, man. We got repeat guests that have been waiting for a year for the dinner to come back in. We got to stay loyal to the people, man.

We have some. I'm sorry. I wish I could help you out a little more, but I don't think it's possible.

I am the owner, actually.

I am. I am. You're shutting me out and you're the owner? I'm sorry, man. I can't do that to my people. Well, what about this person? I know, man, but we're booked up. What if Lepotard called?

I'd have to let Lepotard know that he needed to reserve. Lepotard's been to the restaurant, man. We're big fans of his as well. Unfortunately, we're booked.

I don't think you've been to Eating House. I know Levitar's been to Eating House. I know Mike's been to Eating House. I don't think you've been to Eating House.

I know, but Mike reserved a week and a half ago.

I mean, if he's willing to do that, I mean, we can make that happen.

What's a two-top? Two people, yeah, it's going to be difficult to get six more, man. How about this? If we can make a little picnic setting up outside, we can bring a couple extra tables and a couple extra chairs, you guys would be willing to do that? Maybe we can work something out?

That makes perfect sense.

God wants to come.

That makes sense. I'm going to have to talk to my business partner about this, though. If my business partner agrees, man, we're fair game.

Sure. What we're going to have to do is we're obviously going to have to confirm with you beforehand. We're going to let you know if it did work out or not. But as of right now, we'll just put that reservation on hold. If we do manage to get to a room, I'll see you at 8 o'clock, definitely.

Heating up.

This is George Rapicavoli.

Good, good. How about yourself?

We do have a two-person table that was recently just given up, but we are also offering an 11.45 seating, so we're doing like a late-night munchies. I don't know if you're interested in that.

I know, I know. He wants prime time, as he says. I don't know how happy he is.

8 o'clock's impossible, man. We're fully booked. Impossible. We may have something around 6 o'clock if we do get a cancellation, but we are... What if I'm able to hire a really gorgeous escort for the evening to make me look like I've still got it? I mean, that would make a little bit more sense. You know, then we just got to make a little tables. We can send it through.

Yeah. I mean, if you're into something like that, we can definitely make something like that happen, man. You're down to just sit anywhere. Well, we can set up a random table somewhere in this restaurant.

We got a roof. Yeah, for sure.

That makes a hundred percent sense. And I think that's completely respectable.

You know what? I think we can make this happen. If you're willing to sit in the office or in the kitchen, man.

Hey, such a pleasure.