George Santos

We're breathing this in, in this non-ventilated space.

This is the kind of environment that the warden maintains down in FCI Ferriton.

This is not an indictment, by the way, on the BOP.

This is an indictment on a derelict and duty administrator who has no business doing her job.

This is a female warden.

Female warden, Lynn Kelly, who runs the prison.

absolutely unqualified for the job.

I mean, and I say that with confidence.

She can sue me.

I'd love to go to a deposition for calling her unqualified.

When you run a facility where the bathroom has outbreaks of ringworms and listeria, when you run a facility that you're serving inmates expired food as far back as a year, chicken patties that had been frozen but expired in 2024 were still being served to inmates in 2025.

No, no, no.

I thought I was in a Mexican prison.

This is the United States.

This is the United States.

But I felt like I was in a Mexican prison because everything, by the way, fun, fun story.

Beef taco, beef taco salad, chicken taco, chicken taco salad, beef fajita, chicken fajita are all on the menu on a constant rotation to the point you're just like, I don't want to see another tortilla or tortilla chip in my face.

So this is, this is the facility I was in, you know, canned goods that were expired and

I would go to the officer in charge of the kitchen because I obviously got involved with the kitchen right away.

Natural fit, like cooking, like entertaining.