George Santos

They're like, what?

I'm like,

I'm freaking making changes from in here.

Like I was just like, I have a date with this bitch in Congress.

That's my ground.

That's my turf.

And I'm in my head.

I'm like, oh, Kelly, you have no idea what you just got yourself into.

And I was so happy about it because it's about fairness for me.

And I just proceeded my day, right?

So walking the track, played a little ping pong on this like really at best makeshift ping pong table.

Like I had a normal day, read a little bit of my book, called home.

So it's around six o'clock.

We got our commissary sheet.

So I was, you know, budgeting, figuring out what I need to do.

And I'm filling it out in this computer room where we have our computers to do our core links communications.

with our family the light there is a lot brighter i'm getting old my glasses suck and i needed bright lights so i'm filling this commissary sheet out and i an inmate comes in like oh you were just on tv i'm like i don't care i don't really pay attention to me on tv it's they're always on me or whatever so uninterested in about 30 minutes later the entire cafeteria erupted in

That son of a bitch.

Where the fuck is Santos?

Santos, come over.