Georgia Hardstark
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4,112 appearances
38 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Georgia Hardstark’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, it did.
Shoes in the crawl space would be like... Large amount of anything is bad, but shoes is like definitely on that list. Hidden shoes. Why don't those people have their shoes anymore?
Data and science are two words that like I don't wouldn't don't cross my mind. And she's studying science. Both of them.
The other red flag for me is that I don't think people should have personal fireplaces. I think there should be a community fireplace in the living room. Right. But I don't trust anyone else with like a bedroom fireplace.
No, but they're just like going to put it out properly. Oh, right.
Or like going to fall asleep and forget that there's, I just don't trust personal fireplaces.
It's a community thing that we can all remember. Please. In case someone forgets.
accidentally uncovered my in-laws family secret at my first Christmas with their family. Let's get to it. I married into a pretty traditional and religious family. Our first year married, I decided to be creative and make my husband's grandmother a beautiful family tree. I got photos of everyone and tracked down dates of birth and wedding dates to put together the family tree.
There were a few dates I wasn't sure of, like the date of my husband's grandparents' wedding. On Christmas Day, I was running around asking relatives to fill in the missing date for me. Everyone seemed back and forth on the grandparents' wedding date. Was it 1969 or 1968? The confusing factor was that they were married in December.
Everyone agreed it must have been December 1968 because my husband's father was born in July 1970. And babies aren't born at less than seven months, big and beautiful with no complications, especially in the 60s. Except you know where this is going.
Later that day, we found an actual newspaper clipping of their wedding announcement stating that they were indeed married December 1969 and my father-in-law was born July 1970. Everyone looked at each other with glances saying, oh my gosh. It seems very likely that his grandmother was pregnant on their wedding day.
My husband and I still talk about how I unknowingly uncovered a family secret I love, like just so nosy without knowing it. First holiday. Just fucking coming and shredding that pit.
The new element you have to deal with in this family. That's right. It's just like clear the dance floor, everyone. We're talking about it.
My husband and I still talk about how I had known the Uncovered Family Secret just three months after joining his family. Because the math is just a little too close, if you ask us. If you're wondering what his grandmother thought about all of this, she played the I'm just as surprised and confused as you card, which is totally her right and pretty badass in its own way. Always do that. Yeah.
Play the confused grandma your entire life.
Don't get too much Botox here because you always want to be furrowing your brow. Truly, realistically furrowing. Yeah. I loved her since I never knew my own grandparents very well. She was a young widow and one time a real life cult leader tried to date slash marry her in the 80s. But that's a story for another time. Please send it. Such a good cliffhanger.
Stay sexy and maybe toss out the newspaper evidence. Emily.
And don't bring it up, especially like in the 60s. I feel like that was just pretty par for the course.
Yeah.
That's my out. I can't eat in silence.
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