Georgia Hardstark

There were a few dates I wasn't sure of, like the date of my husband's grandparents' wedding. On Christmas Day, I was running around asking relatives to fill in the missing date for me. Everyone seemed back and forth on the grandparents' wedding date. Was it 1969 or 1968? The confusing factor was that they were married in December.

Everyone agreed it must have been December 1968 because my husband's father was born in July 1970. And babies aren't born at less than seven months, big and beautiful with no complications, especially in the 60s. Except you know where this is going.

Everyone agreed it must have been December 1968 because my husband's father was born in July 1970. And babies aren't born at less than seven months, big and beautiful with no complications, especially in the 60s. Except you know where this is going.

Everyone agreed it must have been December 1968 because my husband's father was born in July 1970. And babies aren't born at less than seven months, big and beautiful with no complications, especially in the 60s. Except you know where this is going.

Later that day, we found an actual newspaper clipping of their wedding announcement stating that they were indeed married December 1969 and my father-in-law was born July 1970. Everyone looked at each other with glances saying, oh my gosh. It seems very likely that his grandmother was pregnant on their wedding day.

Later that day, we found an actual newspaper clipping of their wedding announcement stating that they were indeed married December 1969 and my father-in-law was born July 1970. Everyone looked at each other with glances saying, oh my gosh. It seems very likely that his grandmother was pregnant on their wedding day.

Later that day, we found an actual newspaper clipping of their wedding announcement stating that they were indeed married December 1969 and my father-in-law was born July 1970. Everyone looked at each other with glances saying, oh my gosh. It seems very likely that his grandmother was pregnant on their wedding day.

My husband and I still talk about how I unknowingly uncovered a family secret I love, like just so nosy without knowing it. First holiday. Just fucking coming and shredding that pit.

My husband and I still talk about how I unknowingly uncovered a family secret I love, like just so nosy without knowing it. First holiday. Just fucking coming and shredding that pit.

My husband and I still talk about how I unknowingly uncovered a family secret I love, like just so nosy without knowing it. First holiday. Just fucking coming and shredding that pit.

The new element you have to deal with in this family. That's right. It's just like clear the dance floor, everyone. We're talking about it.

The new element you have to deal with in this family. That's right. It's just like clear the dance floor, everyone. We're talking about it.

The new element you have to deal with in this family. That's right. It's just like clear the dance floor, everyone. We're talking about it.

My husband and I still talk about how I had known the Uncovered Family Secret just three months after joining his family. Because the math is just a little too close, if you ask us. If you're wondering what his grandmother thought about all of this, she played the I'm just as surprised and confused as you card, which is totally her right and pretty badass in its own way. Always do that. Yeah.

My husband and I still talk about how I had known the Uncovered Family Secret just three months after joining his family. Because the math is just a little too close, if you ask us. If you're wondering what his grandmother thought about all of this, she played the I'm just as surprised and confused as you card, which is totally her right and pretty badass in its own way. Always do that. Yeah.

My husband and I still talk about how I had known the Uncovered Family Secret just three months after joining his family. Because the math is just a little too close, if you ask us. If you're wondering what his grandmother thought about all of this, she played the I'm just as surprised and confused as you card, which is totally her right and pretty badass in its own way. Always do that. Yeah.

Play the confused grandma your entire life.

Play the confused grandma your entire life.

Play the confused grandma your entire life.

Don't get too much Botox here because you always want to be furrowing your brow. Truly, realistically furrowing. Yeah. I loved her since I never knew my own grandparents very well. She was a young widow and one time a real life cult leader tried to date slash marry her in the 80s. But that's a story for another time. Please send it. Such a good cliffhanger.