Georgia Hardstark
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4,112 appearances
38 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Feb 2025
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Okay, if we were to name it now based on something we said during the episode, how about My Safe is Behind My Picture? When you were talking about when burglars know where to hide stuff in the home. And you just fucking told everyone, basically. My safe is behind my picture. I could see that on our iTunes, you know?
Incredible. And they probably chased those fucking parrot fish away.
Yeah, that was another one. Another rewind. We did it. We'll do it again. Why not? Stay sexy. And don't get murdered. Goodbye. Elvis, do you want a cookie?
My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark · MFM Minisode 418 · 13 Jan 2025
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Bye.
Okay. The subject line of this, which thrilled me when I read it, is money in unexpected places.
Can't wait. And it starts, howdy, hi, hello. I'm listening to Minnesota 408 story about finding $50 in a vintage skirt and a suit. Remember that one? That's still with me. It's still right in my heart. And I assumed you either asked for money in unexpected places or the writer had a good idea that I'm now stealing so I can tell my money in unexpected places tale.
You definitely want money in unexpected places stories.
I had a habit, and I explained this to Adrian when we were on vacation in October, because we would be in these weird places far away, like in an island north of Sicily or whatever. And we would be walking by like a cliff, the side of a cliff, and then there would be like a little hole. And then I go, that'd be a good place to hide money. And she kept going, sorry, why do you keep saying?
I'm like, that's just what I think all the time. Or if you had a key, you had a key you didn't want anyone to find, put it right there. Oh, hiding places. What are just hiding places? Yeah.
Send hiding places. It's just a list. People are like, a box. Okay. My husband and I used to be very into rock climbing and he being a more experienced climber took me on many new adventures and taught me new types of climbing. One type he taught me is called crack climbing, where you smoke a bunch of crack and go to Yosemite. No, that's not what it says. And then it says, dot, dot, dot.
Have you ever seen a big old rock face with a thin seam running down it? We use those cracks in the rock to go up.
Have you seen that? Yeah. They chalk their fingertips and they just hold on. It's so good. Any of that. That's going to be a no thank you from me. My thing is, with my commitment issues, I would get like 80 feet up. And I'd be like, what the fuck are we doing?
Freestyle on. Yeah. Yeah. On Half Dome or whatever.
Shit, I know. I mean, there is a lot of risk.
But so much reward. Like this story.
Okay, go. I was nervous to crack climb, but he convinced me to try it out because one particular climbing route was just too fun, too incredible to pass up. He kept saying that the last pitch, and then in parentheses it says a portion of the climb, was the money pitch because it was so great.
He wouldn't stop saying the money pitch, so I wouldn't stop making fun of him while we climbed because who describes things as money anymore? Well, lo and behold, to both of our shock, when we got to the top of the climb, over 100 feet off the ground, we discovered, tucked right into the crack on this rock, a $20 bill. Oh! the money. I guess it was the money pitch. Yep. Oh my God.
And then it just says stay sexy and pay it forward. So maybe one day the $20 you hide somewhere will end up as a story on MFM Grace.
In a weird spot.
Yeah. If you could hide $20 on a playground.
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