Gilbert Arenas
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135 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
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Right. Yeah. That's not the type of motion I wanted. So I will tell him, listen, Win money like a real winner. Don't brag. Don't be mean. And if you do, hold a taser, right? Tase the fire.
No one cared?
Yeah. No. So, yeah, it happened on the 21st. We left Phoenix. So it was our Phoenix West Coast trip flying back. Happened on the 21st, I think. And then the story didn't leak. until I think New Year's, right? So it was like, you know, because to be honest, The shit we did in locker rooms, right?
It's basically having jackass inside of a building and only you guys get to critique each other, right? So there's been paintball shootouts in, you know, locker rooms, right? BB, you know, shootout like, you know, Nick Young tells a story that I shot him in the back with a BB gun in the middle of a gun awareness meeting by the NBA, right? You know, they just came to my house while I was sleeping.
You know, him and Andre Blotch, they paintballed me in my bed the night before. So they decided that they were going to protect themselves with BB guns. Because I was going to, so I froze my paintballs and I was going to be shooting frozen paintballs at them. And then I went in a locker, seen a BB gun and I was offended.
You're bringing BB guns in a locker room to have a, so I went in a locker room. I mean, I went into the meeting there in the middle of a meeting. I went to his back and pulled it and he's screaming.
bb stuck in his skin and i was like oh so where were we at and then just you know put the gun down and just uh i mean it was a very it was a very funny team when you look at who was on there you get you obviously nick young and javel mcgee blatch all those guys um deshaun stevenson and then we had the like the those championship minds we had the
The Karan Butlers, the Antoine Jamesons, the Brennan Haywoods, the Etan Thomas. Too serious for my blood, right? Mm-hmm. Right? We had the... I call it the Jacqueline Hyde type of locker room. You had... goofballs, and really serious.
In the locker room, he didn't come in the locker room. But in practice, you know, we were serious. I didn't realize it until when someone asked me, it's like, why did you do the things you did in locker rooms? Right, I thought you was this serious guy. I thought you worked out. I thought when you got to the gym, you did this. And I said, what the fuck are you talking about? I did.
And then it was like, all right, so explain to me your routine. And then I was like, okay, I got to the gym about five, six o'clock. You know, I took my four or 500 shots, lifted sauna, right. Took a nap and then, you know, 10 30. And then I was like, Because I be in a gym by myself so much, right? I'm in a gym at 11 p.m. to 1, then I get back in. Majority of my working out, I'm by myself.
The only time I seen those guys... was during games, couldn't do that in a game day, but in practice. So 10, 15, 10, 30, when everyone's there, it's like PE for me. I didn't have the concept of these guys are getting ready for practice. I've already done my shit. What's up? Let's have fun.
That was my problem, and I didn't notice that then, that when these guys came in, it was recess for me personally. So I just wanted to just have fun before we had the practice.
You got a job? Listen, you sound like you have to be a lot of fun here. I'll meet these motherfuckers in a minute for some basketball and free time.
Yeah, okay, so look, even, like, if you listen to, like, I think it was Andre Blach and Nick Young, you know, once his gun came out, like, oh, shit. This is serious. It was done after that. You know what I mean? It was pretty calm after that because I know my four didn't have nothing in him, so I knew I was safe. He had something I didn't know that was part of this little game I was playing.
So, you know, it was diffused right then, and then we both went into the jacuzzi because that's what we did before practice. We both went into the jacuzzi, and then we was having a conversation, and I'm like, yo, why are you so serious? And then he was like, man, you just take too much shit. Like, he's mad at me because I'm joking too much. I'm mad at him. Like, no, you're arguing over $1,100.
And he's mad at me because this is what actually happened. It was a 2-2-1, he got booed, so he had to re-up the pot. So if nobody wins the money, and it goes 2-2-1, that means there's two ties, everybody has to re-up. If you don't get no books, so like if you know how to play spades, imagine if you don't get a hand, right? You didn't win a hand, you have to match whatever's in the pot.
So I guess it was like his second time matching the pot. Earl went out, JaVale didn't take any cars. So most likely he had all Trump, four Trump, three high Trump. And from what Earl was, whoa, never mind. That means he had ace, king and queen, meaning he was going to win the money and possibly boo to both of us. Javaris needed five. So that means he didn't have no Trump. So I'm already laughing.
I had three Trump. I said and showed my hands like, yeah, I'm not going to be a part of this fight and threw my cards in. That was the thing that he was mad at, that I didn't help him in this fight. I didn't help try to make it 2-2-1. Right. You left him out to dry. I left him to dry, and that was like, yo, you're my guy. See, there's these things in the NBA where your personal relationship –
needs to overweigh the game rules itself, right? So if me and you are best friends and there's $8,000 in the pot and you have a king and I have an ace and I hold my ace to the end, So I'm going to give you the money, but I'm going to boo you. So the $8,000 can get back in there. Yeah. Right. It makes sense. Right. Yeah.
If I did that, you, you are taking that very personal because we have a relationship and we don't supposed to do that to each other. And I'm like, shit, I want the $8,000 back in the game. So I'm going to, I can't win this 8,000, but you got to put it back in. I'm going to boo you. That was more of it that I didn't help him fight for the money or fucking get booed.
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