Gordon Carrera

by CIA officers on the plane out of, you know, out of the Middle East heading towards New York.

An American comes and sits next to him in the seat and is like, Mr. Jafar, would you like to tell us about the WMD?

And he's like, no, I'm going to the UN to tell them we don't have anything.

And then at the airport, he gets detained and he gets, you know, questioned again.

He gets pitched to this hotel by the CIA.

And he's constantly like, no, I just want to say we don't have any WMD.

Which, of course, is what you would say if you're hiding it.

Exactly.

Exactly.

That's the point.

They're like, well, these guys have been hiding stuff for years, so they're just making it up.

So there's this interesting bit where the Iraqis are trying to own up to everything.

And the inspectors now arrive, and they're going to start going around Saddam's palaces, looking for stuff under Hans Blix and Mohamed ElBaradei.

And of course, they're not going to be finding anything.

They're looking for what are called the unaccounted for materials, which

which is material.

It's unaccounted for.

Yeah, it's unaccountable.

They'd made so much anthrax.

Well, where is it?