Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Yeah, it turns out if you put your phone down on that ticket scanner and just say beep, they'll totally let you through.

Yeah, it turns out if you put your phone down on that ticket scanner and just say beep, they'll totally let you through.

I actually was able to find a seat way up front, but apparently only the pilot is allowed to sit in the cockpit, which seems super strict. Did something, like, happen?

I actually was able to find a seat way up front, but apparently only the pilot is allowed to sit in the cockpit, which seems super strict. Did something, like, happen?

No, I guess they thought I was the pilot, so they let me fly the plane. But my landing, it was a little bumpy, and that's when they caught me. They're super sharp, these guys.

No, I guess they thought I was the pilot, so they let me fly the plane. But my landing, it was a little bumpy, and that's when they caught me. They're super sharp, these guys.

Yes. It turns out there is an interesting new wrinkle to this story, which is I need a pardon. Did you know all of this was a federal crime?

Yes. It turns out there is an interesting new wrinkle to this story, which is I need a pardon. Did you know all of this was a federal crime?