Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Electronics manufacturer Foxconn is opening its first major U.S. factory in Wisconsin, investing $10 billion of their own money to do so.

I'm sorry. You're throwing away your vote.

I'm sorry. You're throwing away your vote.

Beats the out of me, Ronnie. The way she did it made it look like they don't pay attention if you sneak through the flight crew line, but they do pay attention, especially when you yell, made it!

Beats the out of me, Ronnie. The way she did it made it look like they don't pay attention if you sneak through the flight crew line, but they do pay attention, especially when you yell, made it!

Because I'm a reporter, and I wanted to report on what it's like to get a free flight to the Bahamas for two weeks. That's how dedicated I am to the pursuit of the truth.

Because I'm a reporter, and I wanted to report on what it's like to get a free flight to the Bahamas for two weeks. That's how dedicated I am to the pursuit of the truth.

I didn't. They almost arrested me, but then I pointed at a guy and told him he had 3.1 ounces of sunscreen. They beat the living shit out of him, and I got to the gate.

I didn't. They almost arrested me, but then I pointed at a guy and told him he had 3.1 ounces of sunscreen. They beat the living shit out of him, and I got to the gate.

Yeah, it turns out if you put your phone down on that ticket scanner and just say beep, they'll totally let you through.

Yeah, it turns out if you put your phone down on that ticket scanner and just say beep, they'll totally let you through.

I actually was able to find a seat way up front, but apparently only the pilot is allowed to sit in the cockpit, which seems super strict. Did something, like, happen?

I actually was able to find a seat way up front, but apparently only the pilot is allowed to sit in the cockpit, which seems super strict. Did something, like, happen?

No, I guess they thought I was the pilot, so they let me fly the plane. But my landing, it was a little bumpy, and that's when they caught me. They're super sharp, these guys.

No, I guess they thought I was the pilot, so they let me fly the plane. But my landing, it was a little bumpy, and that's when they caught me. They're super sharp, these guys.

Yes. It turns out there is an interesting new wrinkle to this story, which is I need a pardon. Did you know all of this was a federal crime?

Yes. It turns out there is an interesting new wrinkle to this story, which is I need a pardon. Did you know all of this was a federal crime?