Grace Kuhlenschmidt
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1,284 appearances
29 recordings
6 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 4 Jul
Grace Kuhlenschmidt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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the way it goes kind of a binding contract that you guys signed that i sent over yeah sorry about that get a better team good answers i would say and also if you guys are interested in watching the life list it is starring sophia carson connie britain and kyle allen and the life list premieres only on netflix march 28th grace and i are going to be tuned in yes we are love you connie
Connie Britton? Yes. I love that. Were you a Friday Night Lights girl? Nashville. Oh, nice, nice, nice. Did you ever watch that show? No, but was Hayden Panettiere in that show for a while? Yeah. Okay. I thought so. I thought I recognized the name from her and Connie Britton.
I once saw a Family Guy joke about Connie Britton that said, like, the joke was literally that her hair is so perfect it looks edible. That was the only joke. That's a really good point. It does. She woke up and he was eating her hair. You could kind of like carve it off and place it on top of ice cream. Is it cake?
Yeah. That's not a question I think I feel comfortable answering. Totally.
You know what's funny is, Caleb once told me that he thinks Family Guy is one of the funniest...
tv comedies i've ever written and i in that moment had never felt more validated in my entire fucking life yeah i actually just thought of something else that has nothing to do with what we're talking about um that i need to bring up to you because i was i saw your vlog yesterday that you posted and it was so funny thank
but I was like went on your page to show my fiance because I wanted to show him your vlog and then I found I saw this picture of you uh-huh where you said it's Garnier right yep so you were Eric Garnier for Halloween in 2006 yep no one here is gonna know who that is right but my fiance thought this was the funniest thing he has ever seen no I have never had more um like I've never had more dms and comments from straight men than the day that I posted that
is is your fiance also from southern california yes like is he a dodgers fan growing up no he wasn't a dodgers but he just knows he loves he loved baseball but he was a big baseball he knows about all sports no i seriously was like oh my god if that was straight i would have fucking gotten laid the day i posted that no and he was saying like he he was telling me his whole lore like about eric gagne first i said eric gagney and he goes and then he goes it's gagne and i go well
my french canadian you're fucking idiot oh he's like he's a canadian dude throws like 100 miles an hour yeah and he was like he was like that's the funniest costume i've ever seen then i opened the comments i see caleb in there and i was like i should have fucking known i know that's like the straightest part of caleb he's a straight guy in disguise yeah like i was gonna say that's the straightest he's gay for pay for real
He's queerbaiting. Yes. That's what he's been doing.
And he's good. And he didn't call. No. And that's pissing me off. And yeah, I'm personally offended by it. I wanted to bring up the Eric Gagne thing because my fiance was like, that's the funniest costume I've ever seen.
the hell yeah it must really mean something he said do you mind saying that again for me for the record i just want to make sure god tell him i love him i will i promise i will special i sent it to his brother because his brother's a big baseball fan too and he also thought it was the funniest thing ever
It's also so funny you say that because when I was in fifth grade, so I was 10, when I had to do like a, we had to do a report on someone we admired from history. That's a narrative context.
um and i picked king george the third and i was the only woman who the only girl who chose to be a boy and you get to dress up yeah and i had to dress up in drag i'm fully in drag yep i had a wig and everything yeah and like i dressed like a royal and i my mom like stayed up with me late that night like helping me make my costume but my teacher called my mom and was like i feel like maybe she should pick somebody else like you know
like kind of like concerned about me because he's one of the worst british monarchs in history and like truly was so terrible and i was like that's my fucking guy i remember i dress i was so excited to wear my costume to school mind you when i'm 10 i'm 5'4 so it's even more horrifying and so like i go fully that's one inch shorter than me right now Powdered wig. All that shit. Yeah.
Like I had like my mom, I remember had like a tiki torch from our backyard and she covered the whole thing in foil. So it looked like a scepter because I was five, four, almost taller than the tiki torch. That's weird. And I'm like holding it. And I remember the first day we came to school in the costumes.
we all like all fifth graders went in the library and then they were like, oh, if anyone wants to do their monologue now, you get extra credit. And especially if you have an accent and you do the accent. Bitch, I was first. I was like, oh, I know what the fuck I'm doing. Yeah, I sound like Dick Van Dyke. For real. And I literally was like,
what you've done for your daughter is unbelievable she's she weren't you weren't listening i was telling her about king george the third and she was like me trying to talk to your mom and your her headphones are on i'm like you have raised the most beautiful daughter no there is something so beautiful about fostering that kind of creativity and being like my kid's gonna look so dumb
They're like, okay, if you wanna do that.
I know, and my mom was like, I mean, if she wants to do it, let her do it. It's not against the rules, right? So fun. And I was like, I was the only one in drag. I was a drag king that day. And I left on top that day. And there were many Halloweens where my mom was like, are you sure? And I was like, yeah. Like I wanted to be, I could have been Trinity, but I wanted to be Neo from Matrix.
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