Grace Lam

I basically burned the whole house down, boiled everything, bleached everything.

And it came from my kid.

I could have told you that.

So then I sent my husband, Jason, out to buy all the shampoo that we can get.

Only a hundred of them.

So if you ever need any more, just ask me.

And we did the whole shebang.

And then I thought, how the hell did he get like head lice?

Because we were on school holidays a few months ago.

Then I thought, oh my God, it's that day.

I knew it.

I knew it.

That day when we went on a tram and it was very crowded and we were so squashed with the gay people.

So ever since then, I do not get on a crowded tram.

I know in Melbourne, I swear to God, it's from the tram.

I'm 100% it was the tram.

because we don't I'm germaphobic I don't get close to people we know I don't get close to people I don't even shake hands I do fist bump all the time so that was the only day when I said to Jason it's too crowded let's wait he goes no no let's get on

I knew it was it.

He should have listened to me.

So, yeah.