Graham Linehan
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134 appearances
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2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Aug 2025
Graham Linehan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast · 506. Europe Imploding | Andrew Doyle & Graham Linehan · 12 Dec 2024
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Well, a bearded woman that also might be a man woman.
Oh, I haven't written in five years. I haven't written comedy in five years. I had to write my memoir for free, basically, to be paid a bit on the back end.
There's a great phrase in Seinfeld writer has, he says, laughter is a very strong spice. So if you can make someone laugh at something, then they probably will forget to be offended.
There's only one kind of comedian that thrives in that kind of environment, and that's a mediocre comedian.
I was supposed to do a gig and they closed every venue that I tried to do. Yes, I remember that. It was just unbelievable. Like, you know, you can see here, I'm not like... You're not evil. I'm not rude or anything. I try and put myself across character. Wait until the beast will be unleashed later.
But like, basically, this picture has been built of me. The way I describe it is that I'm the victim of village gossip on a global scale. Yeah, definitely. You know, like my Wikipedia page. The thing it puts at the front is that I once compared... gender surgeries to Nazi experiments on children.
Well, the first vaginoplasty was performed by a guy, I think his name was Gerpart, who was in the Luftwaffe and performed hypothermia experiments on prisoners at Dachau. Yeah, well, that's unit 731 right there, because that was what they specialized on. That's the first vagina capacity.
And now they're just practicing it everywhere on mentally unstable people, on people who have autism, on people who have depression.
Well, you know, in a lot of the photographs you see of the young girls who've had double mastectomies, we always see lots of tiny little scars along their arm.
Yeah, right.
And you know the way they farm the skin from the arm to make the false penis? Yeah. I once saw one of them, those false penises, and they had those little tiny self-harming scars all over them. Yeah, that's about right. This young woman was having a fake penis that would never work, that they put in through the side.
I think they have to come in from above to create the hole that the fake penis goes into. Jesus.
It is. It's like one of the other things I got in trouble for early on. I said, this is a Cronenberg movie. Yeah, right. This is medical horror and body horror. Yeah, definitely. And all these kids are not being told any of the consequences of puberty blockers.
reconstructed penis she got away lucky you know and that's a terrible thing to say and so yeah it's just someone I heard from I think her name is that when these mothers who have had double mastectomies and gone on to have children when the baby cries there's still fibers from the breast muscle in their chest and it reacts and it hurts them when the baby cries but they can't do anything about it because wow
They've cut off their breasts because, you know.
Didn't one person, I can't remember who said it, but one person said your breasts would grow back. You know? Really? Yeah. I can't remember who said it, but like, I mean, there's all sorts of kooks in this movement as well.
I mean, it just goes, like, you know, I always think about the line of men outside the courtroom going into the Giselle Mercure, is that her name, Mercure? Giselle, you know, the woman who was raped in her sleep, her husband. Right, right, right. I always think about that line of men going in, you know, and I just think, well, you know, that's opportunity.
And we all think that we're all kind of good. But there's always going to be men who, if you move the line a little bit, they're going to follow the line.
Yes, that's right.
Laurel Hubbard, the weightlifter in New Zealand, was the son of a billionaire. He's like the son of, like, the equivalent would be Kellogg's, you know, something like that in New Zealand. And he beat two indigenous women who had worked their whole lives, you know, to get to where they are. And now they've got second and third. And this man, this clear man, got first.
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