Greg Cote

The Liberty Tubes, once you're on them, you can't get out of them.

the ninth biggest city in these United States.

Were it not for the steel mills of Pittsburgh, which you can still see some off in the distance there, not functioning, but still there, an important part of the history of Pittsburgh in America, because without them forging the material that was used to make the tanks and the artillery that took down the Nazi scourge, you know,

Mussolini.

Men don't get the benefit of wearing makeup, and we rate women after makeup.

And that gives you a pretty distinct advantage, like steroids, right?

Hold your thought.

I wanted you to see this.

It's the greatest statue of an athlete in North America, and it's fitting because it's of the greatest athlete in North America, or at least in hockey history.

Let's make like my forefathers did.

I always thought this was just a roller coaster, but as it turns out, it's really...

was a transport because there were no roadways.

It's not, in fact, a roller coaster.

Now we're cooking with gas.

There were no roadways up and down Mount Washington here.

So this is how they would do it, you see?

And I mean, I knew at the time, like, Phil Rivers might be good, but they're better off with Ben Roethlisberger.

Where the hell are we?

Are we at the Pitt facility?

You know what?