Greg Cote
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Podcast Appearances
Picture me with a tail, like a dog tail.
I'm closing my eyes.
I'm picturing it.
I'm picturing an otter tail.
I don't know why.
A couple of dogs ago, Sandy had a stub of a tail because it was a Puerto Rican dog.
And apparently our friends in Puerto Rico have a habit of cutting tails when the animals... A Puerto Rican dog?
Dogs have races?
This was a Puerto Rican dog.
Willow.
It barked in Spanish.
But anyway, getting back to that, if I had a tail, I'm still 5'9".
You're not going to increase my height because I have a tail.
Right.
Okay, the point is, the iguana that lives in my black olive tree, I love him like a pet.
I would never kill him.
Okay, he's cold-blooded.
If he falls out of my tree, frozen, once every three years, I'm going to nurture him back to health and let him live.
Jumping Charlie would not like that.
Jumping Charlie would kill that thing.