Greg Cote
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
That's why I'm here.
What's the best way to spice up my relationship in the bedroom, Greg?
How do my wife and I get time alone when my kids bust in while I'm taking a shit?
Basically, my wife and I have gotten a little stale in our marriage.
Yeah, that was good.
Yeah, we're encouraged to kill iguanas.
It doesn't seem right to me.
I have an iguana living in my black olive tree in the front of my house.
I see it occasionally.
I love that thing.
It's like not counting the tail.
It's like, you know, two feet long.
Why wouldn't you count the tail?
Well, because the tail is just an appendage.
Not counting his legs, he's about four feet.
Yeah, not counting his head.
Well, it goes without saying that the tail is pretty much the same length as the body.
So it's a four-foot iguana.
Look, if I had a tail, okay?