The Big Suey: The Love Guru (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. The love guru is in position. I know that the person in our screen here who's not the love guru thinks he's the love guru, but there's only one love guru around here, and it's Greg Cody.
It sure as shit isn't Desmond Howard, who's joining us now. For those of you who do not know, the person that is otherwise known as Dominic Foxworth has a friendship with Chris Long, but one of Chris Long's producers thought that Dominic Foxworth was Desmond Howard for some reason on Super Bowl Radio Row. I don't know why that was. Do you? Yeah, I mean, I would have been able to explain it much more easily if it wasn't for the fact that Nate is black, and he thought I was Desmond Howard. So that threw me off. And I acknowledge that Cody is probably the funniest person to have as a love guru. But when I came down to host both times, or I've come down to many a times to host and place with you, Dan, I brought on a sex expert to teach my guys what they're doing right and wrong.
So I'm not even saying that I should be here, But I mean, no disrespect, but I mean, Greg Cody? I've been told by sources that the reason that you were confused as Desmond Howard by one of Chris Long's producers is because that Chris Long producer was on a 100 milligram Mike Tyson gummy. And so it's a co-host. It's not a producer. I'm the only person who has a producer slash co-host. The only person, it's the idea that I originated, is that you use your producers as your co-host. So Nate is not a producer. He's a co-host. And I mean, 10 to tear my ass up. Like 20 is crazy. 100? A hundo? That's insane. That's pretty strong. Let's hold on a second with Desmond Howard. We'll get his opinions on Malik Willis in a second.
But we have to. This long-anticipated Love Guru segment is here.
What humorous advice does Greg Cote provide for spicing up relationships?
What kind of production elements does it have before we get love advice here from the Love Guru? It has both music and questions from the audience, right?
Hey, that's kind of sexy. Hold up. Yeah, it is.
All right, we off to a good start, Grant. Good. All right, so now we toss Dan to the love guru. Are you ready for the first question? Love guru, please grab that microphone carefully. You've placed it strategically in a place that's suggestive. Oh, yeah. All right, let's go ahead and play the question from the audience for the love guru. Hey, what's up? It's Darian calling from a bat phone. I know you've been married for 100,000 years. This is my seventh anniversary. How do you keep it spicy, Greg? You know what? I do something a little bit different. I may have invented this. During foreplay, okay, when you're really beginning to get at it, Throw in, pepper in a couple of random intellectually stimulating facts.
For example, this happened to me the other night. I said to my wife, all of us out of the blue, you know, we're grooving, we're doing the thing. And I said, did you know that a baby, a newborn baby giant panda is the size of a stick of butter when born? And my wife gives me this leering smile and goes, that's not all I know that's the size of a stick of butter. Baby. Number four. Number five, actually. We're at five babies. He opened the segment. Let's have another question that makes Desmond Howard put his head in his hands again. Another question for the love guru, please.
Hey, Greg. Looking for some love advice here in Denver. I've been trying to flip some of your catchphrases into the bedroom with my girlfriend. Okay, easy question.
There's a start and a finish. Okay, the clarion call to get everything going is, of course, baby!
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–2:37
2
What humorous advice does Greg Cote provide for spicing up relationships?
2:37–9:03
3
How can couples find alone time amidst family distractions?
9:03–9:27
4
What unconventional methods does the Love Guru suggest for keeping romance alive?
9:27–22:04
5
How should one navigate multiple romantic relationships?
22:04–30:26
6
What is the significance of humor in intimate relationships?
30:26–42:00
Speakers
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