Greg Fitzsimmons

And then all of a sudden, it's like fucking leaves are blowing, and there's shadows. And then this guy just pops out from behind a tree like a little gay leprechaun. He's like, I'm the guy. I was like, all right, I guess he's the guy. Wow. And he walks over and we look at each other and then he unzips his pants. He pulls out his cock and I'm just looking at it and then he pulls his balls out.

And I look at the balls and I was like, nope, no interest. I'm fucking out. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. And so I got scared because now I'm alone in the woods with a guy with his dick out. And so I just pushed him away from me. Oh, Jesus. And he fell down and then he jumped up and he just sprinted back into the woods with his dick flopping around.

And I look at the balls and I was like, nope, no interest. I'm fucking out. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. And so I got scared because now I'm alone in the woods with a guy with his dick out. And so I just pushed him away from me. Oh, Jesus. And he fell down and then he jumped up and he just sprinted back into the woods with his dick flopping around.

And I look at the balls and I was like, nope, no interest. I'm fucking out. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. And so I got scared because now I'm alone in the woods with a guy with his dick out. And so I just pushed him away from me. Oh, Jesus. And he fell down and then he jumped up and he just sprinted back into the woods with his dick flopping around.

I just stumbled out and I was like, well, I guess I can't do that.

I just stumbled out and I was like, well, I guess I can't do that.

I just stumbled out and I was like, well, I guess I can't do that.

And the vagina's got protection. It's got curtains and walls and blinds.

And the vagina's got protection. It's got curtains and walls and blinds.

And the vagina's got protection. It's got curtains and walls and blinds.

Victory.

Victory.

Victory.

That was the best orgasm of your life. So that's the weird thing about the cup, isn't it? I've done that.

That was the best orgasm of your life. So that's the weird thing about the cup, isn't it? I've done that.

That was the best orgasm of your life. So that's the weird thing about the cup, isn't it? I've done that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

But it was scary. I wonder if I hurt that guy's dick in the woods that night. Probably. Branches. Whacked that thing. Ow! Fucking squirrels thinking it's nuts. Diving at it.