Greg Fitzsimmons

But have you read the fine print? And then she goes to explain to him the hot chick who just got done making the omelet goes into great detail about all the props and she's read every single letter of every code and everything and has memorized it and is now going to coach her husband up on prop 182. Sure, it sounds like a good idea. Right, and then goes into it. That chick, who's faker? I don't know if we're going to get much better than that.

Tämä tyyppi, tai toisaalta peloton tai mitä tahansa, sinun täytyy näyttää minulle peloton-syklingin. He ovat aina katsomassa ja tekevät sitä. He ovat aina katsomassa ja tekevät sitä. He ovat aina katsomassa ja tekevät sitä.

We're seeing the wrong one, but this one's probably still good. Go ahead and show it. Piping hot chick sitting in the middle of a modern art museum. She's going nuts on this bike, and it's got to be 6 a.m., because at some point the kids and the dad are holding a cup of coffee, and she's going to spring off that bike and make everyone flapjacks in an omelet. But they just take the best looking people in the world, put them on the bike, have them going...

I don't know why she has kids. She's 26. I don't know why she has a 9-year-old. And I don't know where the husband is. And the house is amazing. And then at some point the guy comes downstairs and she gives him a, yeah, that a boy. And who is this chick? The guy stumbles up, what's all the noise? And then her whole move is like, oh, I gotta hurry and make breakfast for everyone in the family because I don't want to get into trouble. Yeah, I feel like she might have some sort of disorder. Yeah.

He's addicted to working out. I'm just saying, who's the 26-year-old with the 9-year-old who does nothing but make breakfast living in the Guggenheim? Show me the other one where it has all the hot chicks. And she's like, they're down there just sawing away every morning.

No, here's a more realistic depiction of the hot chick. The dude gets up at 9.45 and she goes, what are you doing? And he goes, I've got to brush my teeth. Do it in the other room! Do you have to do it so loudly? I've got to go to work. Brush in the other room! And then she goes, ugh! And then her head goes back to the pillow.

What are you doing? You're tying your shoes? These are not the commercials I'm seeing, sorry. The next one is a bevy of hot models on those bikes, just looking piping hot and sweating away. All right. Faker, this is probably it. Faker person. The chick who's up at 5.45 peddling her ass off for an hour and a half and then making breakfast for the family inside the Guggenheim.

All right, so you're saying chicks, they don't read the props, but they do work out, and they do have the kids. And again, is she popping off the bike and making scrambled eggs? Yeah, but after that, everyone goes to school, and husband goes to work, and where does she go? She meets her friends for lunch? What's her vibe?

I had this horrible thought when I was thinking about this. I said, I bet Christy does some of this. She does a version of this. She's got a job, right? It's even worse. These chicks are handing them off to Consuelo, and they're going off to Starbucks. It crossed my mind that Christy may engage in this sort of behavior. Ruin everything with this perfect life. Give me...

Give me, I knew it, 6 a.m. Sorry. And then off to work. And then makes the eggs and off to work? Yeah, right away. Eggs for who? For everyone. But wait, she's just, what, she's just taking people's appointments at a nail salon? Huh? Meaning what? Is that what she does for a living? No, no, she's being facetious, and then you're supposed to say, no, she has a very good job. No, she has a very good job. All right. Let's go, Vinnie. What? You wanted to add to my list. I'm adding to Adam's list for Adam.

If it did work, they'd probably do a little of it when they did the relay race, instead of just handing the baton. I mean, if you could pick up a little speed. Three-legged race.

And now, Alcoa presents Definitely Not A Jew on the Adam Carolla Show.

Ei toivottavasti! Juutalainen!

Kevin Sorbo ja hänen kaupunginsa, Sam Sorbo, ovat studioissa. Haluatko tuon esityksen? Kyllä, se on hyvä esitys. Kiitos Alcoa-palveluista, jotka ovat tehtäviä koko ajan. Lähtökohtainen elokuvan nimi teatterissa. Tänä päivänä 27. oktoberilta. 300 teatterin uudistus. Toivottavasti. Se on iso uudistus. En tiedä, onko se iso kaupungin uudistus.

Meillä ei ollut $250 miljoonaa budjettia. Meillä ei ollut budjettia, että sinun pitäisi laittaa yhdessä tämän maan kivun, jossa minä olen nyt. Tämä paikka on mahtavaa. Minun täytyy sanoa, että kun kaveri on tehnyt muutamia yksilöllisiä elokuvia, niin vain saaminen näissä päivissä on hyvä...

Tämä on hyvä asia, joka ei ole suoraan DVD tai VOD. Niin kuin he tekevät sitä, he tekevät yhden, kaksi Chicagoa, kolme L.A.a ja neljä New Yorkia ja katsotaan, onko se meneillään maailmalle. 300 on kiva. Miten pääset 300 ja kuka tekee päätöksiä?

It's my sort of restaurant theory, which is like if there's a street and it's covered with Mexican food joints, then open a Thai food joint and stop trying to compete with all the other Mexican food joints. Kirk Cameron's been smart this way. Tyler Perry made a couple shekels this way, which is like going, not everything's got to be the darling of Sundance. We can find this group of people that is being ignored. I know you're religious. I know you're conservative. They don't

Nämä ihmiset eivät oikeastaan saa tukea. Hollywood ei saa tukea heille tukea. He pysyvät loppupuolella. Ja sinun ja Kirk Cameron ovat tehneet samaa asiaa, jossa he sanovat, että teemme tukea näistä ihmistä, jotka tuntevat, että he eivät saa tukea. Ja se on se, missä sanomuus tapahtuu. Olen tehnyt monta...

Sorry, Maggie. It's so weird if you live in L.A. and you're in this business, you don't think other... Careful. No, what I'm saying is you don't think other opinions exist. You're so doused. It's not even a vacuum, it's a vat. You're swimming in a vat of your own opinions. It's an echo chamber.

It's an echo chamber. My sister, I remember a million years ago, she worked at a salon in Silver Lake on Hyperion Boulevard. So it's like the center of the gay universe, where all the thousand points of gay lights converge, was Hyperion at this place. It was a salon. So I said to my sister once, she was like 25, I said, what percentage of population you think is gay? And she went,