Greg Fitzsimmons

So, well, again, it's all should be solved, but it is a very slippery slope when everything is assault. Everything is abuse. Everything's physical abuse. Everything's sexual abuse. Then we cannot sort it out at all. Every female comedian or female star who writes a book.

They're going to get paid millions of dollars. They have to have the story where they were raped in the book. And then the rape story doesn't sound like any rape story you've heard of in the past. And all I'm saying is...

We have these degrees for everything in life. The reason we have to is because we need to know in life the difference between a fender bender and the car being total. There is a difference. If we call everything total, then it's going to be really hard for all of us and the insurance companies and everyone to gauge everything. I don't think it's insensitive to have murder, murder one, capital murder, murder with special...

Kiitos kun katsoit.

I will do better. Also the three strikes thing for me I'm mixed about. His third strike was stealing a bag of Funyuns. A small sized bag of Funyuns. That asshole doesn't know any better at this point with two strikes. Not to steal the 55 cent thing of Funyuns. Maybe we don't need them around. But, better.

A little more Mark Garragas than me. The having to register as a sexual predator, have to be registered. You could have raped a van full of disabled kids. And or you could be 19 and have consensual sex with your 17-year-old girlfriend who's more mature than you are. And you're on the same list. And you could have been taking a leak on your front lawn with a couple beers in you.

No need to put everyone on the same list because as someone who lives in a community, I want to know the difference between the guy who had consensual sex with his girlfriend of four years, even though they were separated by 18 months. I want to know the difference between that and the guy who's at the park luring kids into a van, the predator. Adam, you're into cars. My younger brother has been a car broker his entire life. And a pedophile?

Oh, they gotta straighten that out. They just say... But wait a minute, when a car's totaled, like when an insurance company proclaims it's totaled... Well, you could do a retitle. That's a whole different thing. That's went into a swamp upside down versus an accident. I mean, there's gotta be a difference between totaled and an accident. I will find out for the next show. Gary's gonna find out. He said, hey, he goes, if it's a scrape, we don't know if it was...

We don't know if it was in a bad accident or a scrape, but not totaled. If it was totaled, you have to retitle it. That's a retitled car. Wait a minute. You know when you're making an argument and someone starts making your argument mid-argument back at you? I just did. Sorry. I think you just did that. All right, but I agree. We'd all like to know the difference between a little dead defender and the front end taken out and it was repaired, not totaled. And it cuts cars and women. Yeah.

All right. You know I have my list of things I'd like to do. Yes. Before I die. Oh, you have it. I have it right here. You have that list. You keep her list at all times. You never know what Adam's going to ask for in his bucket list. Tina wears a quarterback wristband and embossed in it is my list. I will read this list. It's like a keynote card. He's constantly striking things off of it. I'm going to add two to the list.

My watch, yeah, underwater. You're doing the dive, but you're trying to communicate the word. Punch out my undercover partner who's about to say something he shouldn't and blow our cover. Play bass in an all-black band, be the only white guy and whisper something on stage to the conga player and then laugh. That's going to be a tough one, because bass is the funkiest instrument. I know, that's why. He's got to have the moves, man. He's got a lot of soul if he plays bass in an all-black band.

Drive a car off a pier into a garbage barge. Yeah. Make the leap. Oh, I gotta add this. For some reason it would get lift off the end of the pier. I have a super squeamish passenger who's like, no! As I floor it, hang on, I yell. We get air. That's good. Onto the garbage barge.

Oh good. Do you just live in a movie? Some of these are from certain things I may have seen before. Inspired by. After you give these two, I think I have one for you. Okay. All right. I would like...

Kaksi asiaa. Haluaisin tehdä koulutusta, olla koulutusanalyysi ja sitoutua kappaleeseen, jossa olisi kolme tai neljä vanhoja johtajia. Studio show. Ei peli peli peli, mutta studio show. Ja minä siten siellä ja he ovat kaikkiaan suunnittelemiinsa. Ja minulla on joku, ei minulle, vaan kotona, joka kommentoi.

Minun yläpääni otettiin yhden kivun jaksoni. Oletko nähnyt niitä? Kivut eivät ole kivut. Niiden yläpäänsä, kun näet NFL-rappauksia ja näet... Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis on yksi. Mark Schlereth. Nämä ovat periaatteet. Trahan.

Yksi on ympäristön takapuoli SC, perennettävä all-star. Me olemme. William McGinnis. McGinnis. Kyllä, William McGinnis. Ympäristön takapuoli on opittu. Kyllä, kyllä. Ne eivät saa... Ne eivät saa takapuolia, joilla on tarpeeksi sääntöjä. Ja he ovat sieltä puolestaan, eivät he pysyvät. Ja heidän kädet ovat vain puolestaan puolestaan. Ja se on oikeastaan opittu ympäristön ympäristön osalta. Kuinka iso pitäisi olla ympäristön takapuoliin, jotta se voisi... Jotta se voisi...

No, I'm not commenting. No, what I'm saying, the version of you. The version. Who's watching you. No, no. Some dude. Somebody's watching, yes, some dude. Possibly a chick.

Yeah. It'd be better if it was. It'd be nice. Speaking of chicks, I'd like to be watching one of those commercials for the Peloton bicycles, the ones with the stationary bikes, where they have the hottest chicks in the world who are sweating profusely and just going nuts on top of this bicycle. And then have somebody comment on one of those models, and I look up casually and go, oh, I banged her. Yeah.

Se oli se. Okei, nyt myös, kerro minulle, tiedätkö, että minulla on vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi vihreästi

The chick who's sitting at the breakfast table when the props start coming around. She's leaving through paper. She's got done making a Denver omelet for a man, and he comes walking in the kitchen, and he says, yeah, prop 82, I'm going to vote for that. And she went...