Greg Fitzsimmons

And then, and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that old stuff was all gay imagery. And then there was David Bowie. I loved David Bowie. I loved Iggy Pop, Mick Jagger. And these guys were all fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, this must be kind of something you do. You experiment with this.

And then, and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that old stuff was all gay imagery. And then there was David Bowie. I loved David Bowie. I loved Iggy Pop, Mick Jagger. And these guys were all fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, this must be kind of something you do. You experiment with this.

And then, and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that old stuff was all gay imagery. And then there was David Bowie. I loved David Bowie. I loved Iggy Pop, Mick Jagger. And these guys were all fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, this must be kind of something you do. You experiment with this.

That's how they get you. They get a couple mascots. They get the coolest guy in rock and roll. Right? The three coolest guys in rock.

That's how they get you. They get a couple mascots. They get the coolest guy in rock and roll. Right? The three coolest guys in rock.

That's how they get you. They get a couple mascots. They get the coolest guy in rock and roll. Right? The three coolest guys in rock.

Yeah. And so I was not attracted to men. I never have been. I can appreciate a handsome man. I think you're not hard on the eyes. Thank you. And then I was like, all right, so I guess I'm not going to take it up the ass.

Yeah. And so I was not attracted to men. I never have been. I can appreciate a handsome man. I think you're not hard on the eyes. Thank you. And then I was like, all right, so I guess I'm not going to take it up the ass.

Yeah. And so I was not attracted to men. I never have been. I can appreciate a handsome man. I think you're not hard on the eyes. Thank you. And then I was like, all right, so I guess I'm not going to take it up the ass.

And then I realized, like, I'm going to do it. And when I do it, it's either going to be like, ugh, or it's going to be like, oh, my God, this is fucking amazing. This is incredible.

And then I realized, like, I'm going to do it. And when I do it, it's either going to be like, ugh, or it's going to be like, oh, my God, this is fucking amazing. This is incredible.

And then I realized, like, I'm going to do it. And when I do it, it's either going to be like, ugh, or it's going to be like, oh, my God, this is fucking amazing. This is incredible.

And so I was drunk one night. I was like a junior in college. And my apartment, remember the Fenway in Boston? Yeah, yeah. The Fenway was like a wooded area. Like every city has a small wooded area. where they grow trees for the reason for anonymous gay sex. The brambles in Manhattan, you got Griffith Park in LA, there's always like a little gay area.

And so I was drunk one night. I was like a junior in college. And my apartment, remember the Fenway in Boston? Yeah, yeah. The Fenway was like a wooded area. Like every city has a small wooded area. where they grow trees for the reason for anonymous gay sex. The brambles in Manhattan, you got Griffith Park in LA, there's always like a little gay area.

And so I was drunk one night. I was like a junior in college. And my apartment, remember the Fenway in Boston? Yeah, yeah. The Fenway was like a wooded area. Like every city has a small wooded area. where they grow trees for the reason for anonymous gay sex. The brambles in Manhattan, you got Griffith Park in LA, there's always like a little gay area.

So my apartment happened to be, it was on Boylston Street, it was across the street from the Fenway. So I'm stumbling home one night. It's like 3 in the morning, and I look at the woods, and I go, fuck it. I'm going to do it. Wow. So I walk in, and I'm looking around. I'm like, I don't know the protocol. I don't know how it works. I'm just waiting.

So my apartment happened to be, it was on Boylston Street, it was across the street from the Fenway. So I'm stumbling home one night. It's like 3 in the morning, and I look at the woods, and I go, fuck it. I'm going to do it. Wow. So I walk in, and I'm looking around. I'm like, I don't know the protocol. I don't know how it works. I'm just waiting.

So my apartment happened to be, it was on Boylston Street, it was across the street from the Fenway. So I'm stumbling home one night. It's like 3 in the morning, and I look at the woods, and I go, fuck it. I'm going to do it. Wow. So I walk in, and I'm looking around. I'm like, I don't know the protocol. I don't know how it works. I'm just waiting.

And then all of a sudden, it's like fucking leaves are blowing, and there's shadows. And then this guy just pops out from behind a tree like a little gay leprechaun. He's like, I'm the guy. I was like, all right, I guess he's the guy. Wow. And he walks over and we look at each other and then he unzips his pants. He pulls out his cock and I'm just looking at it and then he pulls his balls out.

And then all of a sudden, it's like fucking leaves are blowing, and there's shadows. And then this guy just pops out from behind a tree like a little gay leprechaun. He's like, I'm the guy. I was like, all right, I guess he's the guy. Wow. And he walks over and we look at each other and then he unzips his pants. He pulls out his cock and I'm just looking at it and then he pulls his balls out.