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Greg Fitzsimmons

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Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Sanoisin, ettÀ Sunny on saavuttanut kovasta kokoomusta rauhallisuudesta ja maailmanlaajuisesta autoa. Haluaisin kysyÀ, onko hÀnellÀ mielenkiintoista moottoria?

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Learning to drive. He did announce that when he was in high school in six years, he was going to learn to drive today for the first time. Normally he just wants to go stare at all the cars, but he's getting coached up. He's getting into it. I think he's not a thrill seeker. He's very, very safe and weird and

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

HÀn on hirveÀ vapaus. HÀn ei ole yllÀttÀvÀ ja hÀn ei ole neurotiikka. HÀn on vain hyvin... Voinko mennÀ kylmÀÀn? Onko hyvÀ, jos minulla on... HÀn on ihmishonda-civikki. HÀn on todella kautta. HÀn on ajattelullinen ja kautta, mutta hÀn ei koskaan... EnsimmÀistÀ kertaa, kun pÀÀdyin kylmÀÀn vanhaan autoon, ainoa suunnitelma oli nÀhdÀ, voinko saada vettÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

I wanted to get air underneath that car. There's train tracks on Chandler, in a bad part of North Hollywood. I knew if I hit it hard, I could catch some air. I know the train tracks you're talking about. That's awful. And I just yelled at my buddy, hang on Starsky. Oh my God. And I just floored it with stupid dad's rabbit. But the plan was to get air. And everybody...

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

MinÀ muistan, ettÀ ystÀvÀt olivat ihanaa. Muistan, ettÀ ystÀvÀni sanoi, ettÀ hÀn sanoi, ettÀ haluaisinko ostaa auton, jotta hÀn voisi muuttaa jotain. Ja minÀ aina antoin hÀnelle puheenvuoron, joka oli,

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Yes, but I do not have insurance and I'm a carpenter and that truck is my livelihood and I don't have another form of transportation, but I also need the truck because I can't work without the truck. So I will lend you this truck, you know, for the night, park it at your house, whatever.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

But be very careful because I need this for my livelihood. And he said, no problem. And I lent it to him on like a Saturday afternoon. He was going to bring it back Sunday morning or whatever it was. And as I was driving home with somebody else.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

After a party or something like 2.30 in the morning, just driving, it was raining really hard. Driving down Laurel Canyon, raining hard in the passenger seat. And I looked to my right, I'm driving by the Gelson's supermarket on Laurel Canyon in Riverside. And I see a truck doing donuts in the rain because it's a wide open parking lot. They didn't have the parking stops or anything. The guy's just getting it sideways and drifting. And I'm like, god damn, that guy's tearing it up. And as I come up to it, it's my truck.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And it's my buddy who I lent it to. And it's like, I really give you the entire speech about being safe and taking it easy. And it's my livelihood. And I thought that would have been like, all right, don't put the extra load of books in it. Let's make two trips. You know, we're moving. We don't want to bust the leaf. It's Saturday night. You're just doing donuts in the middle of a parking lot because it's raining. Sonny is not that dude.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Luulen, ettÀ Edi Braun, seuraava kysymys, joka on menossa Snake River Canyonin ja Evil Knievel Sky Cyclein, on sellaista tyyppiÀ. Toivottavasti. Toivottavasti, mutta koostan hÀnet.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Yeah, put him behind the wheel, show him the basics and see where he goes. I will, and thank you, Brett. But, God, it's nice. By the way, the kid, we just sleep in the same bad state, the Airbnb. Just zero maintenance. Kid just falls asleep. That's the best. Doesn't snore, just boom. He doesn't complain. Does he ask for stuff when he's at events and stuff? This kid...

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Goes through the entire Monterey Aquarium and then walks out right past the gift shop and doesn't even slow down. That's my kid too. Does not even slow down. Good kid, man. That's the best. All right. The best. Joe Coy, everybody.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

The Koi Pond. New episodes every week on iTunes. And of course, J-O-K-O-Y. JoeKoi.com is where you go. Can I plug my Instagram? Yeah, plug your Instagram. J-O-K-O-Y. There you go. All right. Eddie Braun. He's gonna jump now.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Muistakaa, Evel Knievel, herranjumala, mikÀ tarina. HÀn yritti sen vuonna 1976. Puhuin modeliin, hÀn sanoi, ettÀ se oli vuonna 1982. Hienoa, ettÀ puhuttiin siitÀ. HÀn jatkoi sitÀ pahaa tyyliÀ. HÀn pitÀisi olla muuttunut tekemÀÀn sitÀ. HÀn on saapunut, kun hÀn on saapunut. HÀn pitÀisi olla saapunut, mutta hÀn on saapunut, kun hÀn oli saapunut.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Joten jos taito tuli ulos, kuten se pitÀisi olla, kun hÀn aloitti, hÀn pitÀisi ollut vain tullut kanjoon, jossa ei ollut pari-taitoa, mutta se jotenkin pysynyt yhdessÀ ja pysynyt yhdessÀ tarpeeksi, ettÀ hÀn loppui vapaaksi ja hÀn ei loppunut. Se on ihanaa. HÀn on edelleen tullut hienosti. KyllÀ, mutta se on ihanaa, miten Evel Knievel teki sitÀ. Ja taito...

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

He grabbed a hold of a little tree, because if it would have fell into the water, he would have been gone too. Oh, right. It's an insane story. Anyway, Eddie's going to do it, and he's not going to do it in a newer way. He's going old school. It's a steam rocket. What? Of course it is. We'll get him in here. We'll do it next.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

But hit the buffet before my dog is done. So much fun you won't wanna go back. Maybe in a bikini you can see Gina's rack. So be our guest, we got plenty of booze. Go to Mexico on the ACS cruise.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

The Adam Carolla Show Experience three day cruise. Tickets are going fast. Get yours now at adamcarolla.com. I don't think Gina's rack is going to be there, is it? I don't know.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Oh, okay. We're trying to work it out. I'm doing my very best to be there. I see we're aggressively courting that youth market with those song parodies. Sea cruise. With the song parody. I'll tell you, if you're there, and you're around the pool, and that rask's exposed, and a seagull drops it just right, something's going to come out of me. That's all I can say. What if the cruise director doesn't let you on either extreme side of the boat? I just don't want...

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Good day, Gina Graham. Good day to you. Information is a good thing.