Greg Fitzsimmons
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah.
It's like you look at an Asian woman and the perfect lips and the smooth skin.
I'm hung.
We've established that.
Yeah.
Maybe instead of headshots, you should have dick pics.
Milton Berle is the whole wall.
Yeah, how are you, Hung?
I'm in the middle.
I'm like a stock Camry.
Right, right.
Yeah, the worst is that whenever you do see people naked, you're skinny dipping, which is the least ideal situation.
Like when we were teenagers, there was a town pool.
I grew up in Tarrytown, and we had a town pool, and we used to drink all night.
You know, we were like 15 years old, and then we would break into the pool, we'd jump the fence,
And then everybody would get naked.
It was crazy.
Like all the kids in town would get naked.
You had an idyllic childhood.
You threw in the Little Dick that night?