Something’s Burning: Spoilers, Torture + The New Godzilla | Greg Fitzsimmons + Mike Gibbons | S6 E21
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Podcast listeners or YouTube, I don't know, whatever this is anymore, they go,
Who is this? I don't know this person. Yeah. And I feel like at the very beginning, I should put, we should do a freeze frame and put your names and then list everything you guys have done.
Do you want to cut this and put it up front? Sure. So I'll start talking, then I'll freeze as if you really froze it and you'll put it under me?
So when I got my start... And then the thing that ended it for me... Just write Ellen. Ellen.
Get some food. Oh, what do we got today? Oh, we're doing pork belly. Oh, healthy again.
It's always healthy here.
We're doing pork belly. Yeah. We got some Asian-inspired rice. This isn't all rice Asian-inspired. Okay. And then Brussels sprouts.
Okay.
Are we rolling already? Oh, we're rolling.
Am I allowed to tell the story? You can cut this out if you want.
Wait, hold on. Hang on. Let me beat this first. Who are you thinking about right now? Can I tell you a secret? Time alone, it looks like. Secret time. Wait, no, no, no. I'm going to tell you a secret after because I can't say it now because there's too many people listening.
I don't know if I can tell us, but we were doing the cabin and you had to go, maybe it was for insurance or something like that, but we were doing the cabin for Netflix. And then you had a doctor's appointment. You came back and you're like, oh man, they're all the same. And I'm like, what do you mean they're all the same? He's like, well, it's like, you know, he looks at all my stuff and he's like, listen, you just have to do one thing. He's like, and you're like, don't say it. He's like, just drink less. He's like, wrong. You're like, wrong. I'm here to find the workaround. Wrong. What's the workaround? Because that's fixed.
Yeah. It was hysterical. Can I tell you what is exhausting? Is they've got all these guys that are so dialed into science. They have podcasts about science, about longevity. But none of them are telling us who live normally how to live longer. They're like, hey, this is what you got to do. Get up at 4 in the morning, okay? Get in the sauna. Then you're going to cold punch.
What are the key ingredients for crispy pork belly?
You're going to get your vitamin D. Then you're going to do a four-hour workout. Check your VHO. It should be high. Check your EMO. That should be low. And then we're going to drink 18 gallons of water. You're going to eat a lean protein diet, and that's the way to do it. We're like, no fucking shit. You do a podcast for that? This is what I need you to do, Huberman. Go to Vegas. Get some blow. and then fucking get wasted. Start day drinking all day, okay? And then I need you to tell me how to recover on Monday morning at a high end. That's the podcast I'm looking for.
Also, where's the booze pills? Where the fuck is the booze pills?
Where's the liver pills? Why aren't we saving people? You know, I'm fucking... Well, that's why Pete Diddy had all the baby oil. That's the great equalizer. Wait, what? What's that? I was just trying to bring up P. Diddy as soon as possible in this podcast.
That documentary is, 50 Cent might be the funniest fucking guy. Wait, he never appears on screen though, right?
No, he produced the entire thing. And then he did an ABC interview because he found out that in Diddy's jail, ABC was the only thing they played in the rec center.
What humorous stories emerge during the podcast?
So he could only watch ABC. So everyone in Diddy's jail watched the Diddy interview with P. Diddy. He just only did an ABC interview.
That's perfect.
What is, I wish all trolls, have you ever seen the one when he did with Floyd Mayweather? No. Where he said he'd donate, he goes, Floyd Mayweather, I'll donate a million dollars to any charity you want if you can read one page of Harry Potter with no mess ups.
That's perfect.
I couldn't do it.
Right, right, right. Oh, boy. Everyone's like, ooh.
I love when... My favorite thing to do is tell people people are illiterate, like in production. Yeah. So I'm really sorry I did this. Russell Peters. We were doing this thing in Amsterdam, and he was hosting, and he was reading Prompter. And Prompter's tough. If you don't read a Prompter all the time, it's kind of tough.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–2:29
2
What are the key ingredients for crispy pork belly?
2:29–3:38
3
What humorous stories emerge during the podcast?
3:38–7:48
4
How does the discussion shift towards the new Godzilla movie?
7:48–55:16
5
What humorous golf story is shared?
55:16–55:45
6
How does the conversation shift to theme parks?
55:45–56:27
7
What insights are shared about the impact of torture?
56:27–1:00:45
8
What reflections are made about comedians and their craft?
1:00:45–1:52:51
Speakers
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