Greg Fitzsimmons + David Wild (Carolla Classics)
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we put the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics. You can find the ad-free archives exclusively available through Podcast 1. Plus. Check it out and sign up. And if you'd like to obtain the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and get exclusive access to the brand new podcast, Beat It Out, Make sure to check out Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcarolla.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up for our first clip today, we have Adam Carolla Show 1284, featuring David Wilde, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2014.
All right, David Wilde.
Hashtag catch a name dropper.
That's right. Ace.
I love your show.
Thank you, my friend.
I love Allison's marriage and your show.
Oh, thanks. Thank you. Both hits. One will make it to season two.
Oh, your show's good, Adam.
How can listeners access ad-free archives of the Adam Carolla Show?
The test of time. Allison Rosen, good to see you. Hello, Adam Carolla. Andy Baldwin. You know everything, Baldwin.
A couple people may have requested that on Twitter with the hashtag TopDrop.
Or not. When he says a couple, he means him and Christy. That's right. She doesn't count. I had this thing, a little revelation and a way to go through life. And, you know, as you know. Problem with me writing a book, present me, it's all the decrees. All this is what has to happen when I'm in charge. And then I get done writing the book and then I discover several thousand things that need to be put in charge. That's why they put changed about. That's why the audio book is always different because it. But I just had an idea. And I thought it was pretty good. Somebody sent me a case of boxer briefs. And I love boxer briefs. It's the best of all worlds. You really never... The boxer I never understood. It...
It's cool in a movie if you guys are down at the lake with the chicks and everyone's going in their underpants, but not cool if you just sort of walk around with your jeans on and your dick's hanging out of the fly, which is constantly open like a compressed pita that's been cut. It's a weird – it's like taking one of those old-timey – not old-timey, but like 60s, 70s plastic rubbery change purse things and kind of – What the hell were those? I don't know, but they're wildly effective. I don't know who decided we no longer need these. I could use five of those fucking things. But you'd squeeze them and the mouth would go like, feed me, you know? Every time I got a pair of boxers, I tried to wear boxers because they were cool.
They looked cool hanging out, you know, of your denim jeans and stuff like that. But the hole would hang open and your ding-a-ling would come out and much like your throat. Ding-a-ling? Ding-a-ling. What are you, Chuck Berry? That's right. It was my ding-a-ling. You know, I always say to Dr. Drew, how does your throat know your finger's down its mouth? You're right. How does it feel it? I don't know, but your dick knows when it's hanging out of the fly the same way. Making contact with nothing. Yeah, you get this feeling. And you end up doing this weird move that it's a dude move where you take your index finger and your thumb. And you pinch two pieces of fabric right next to your groin with both hands, and you do a weird lean back.
You do a dip. You kick your ass back. You do like a dip? You do a slight dip with an ass kick, and that gets it back in, but eventually it's coming back out again.
Well, that's what you're doing.
That's what I'm doing. So I don't like that. Then there's the briefs, but the briefs kind of ride up you, especially when you pull your jeans up. They'll sort of ride up. The boxer briefs.
Well, plus the briefs also are little boy pants.
You know what I mean? Boxer brief is the best of all worlds. So somebody sent me a big box of these Tommy John boxer briefs. And I appreciate it. And I just brought the box home.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–1:14
2
How can listeners access ad-free archives of the Adam Carolla Show?
1:14–12:25
3
What insights are shared about boxer briefs and personal comfort?
12:25–1:05:16
4
How has technology changed since the first Indy 500?
1:05:16–1:06:22
5
What role does grit play in predicting success?
1:06:22–1:09:06
6
How do we handle discomfort in parenting?
1:09:06–2:10:45
7
What does Greg Fitzsimmons think about discipline in sports and trades?
2:10:45–2:13:20
8
How does the conversation shift to the challenges of being a comedian?
2:13:20–3:08:27
Speakers
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