Greg Fitzsimmons
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Do you have Rubik's Cube? Yes. I feel that's what you guys are culturally. Hard to figure out. Hard to master. Green, red, blue, yellow. Rubik's Cube. That's you guys. Yes. And we love rare. We love to eat the whale. You love to eat the whale. Just try. Korora, sashimi, prarer. What's a platter? Prarer.
Prayer? Prayer? Prayer is a plate with a sashimi. Oh, platter! There you go. So good, it's unbelievable. All right, Joe Coy is in studio, as you probably know by now. I was thinking, Joe Coy. Yes, sir.
Tell me if you guys ever do this. I was doing this thing with Bill Shatner a little earlier today. He does a web series, brown bag wine club thing, where you sit there and drink some wine and try to guess how much and where it comes from and stuff. It's an excuse to drink red wine with Shatner, get filmed. Next Monday is when it airs. Anyway.
Oh, that's when... Shatner, who I... Anyway, long story. Either way. I was sitting with the makeup person, and they're putting a little powder on me, and Matt Fondelier came in, and he said, when you guys go off to do a show in... Let's see... Austin...
Olemme tekemÀssÀ esiintyminen Austinin ulkopuolella, mutta olen tekemÀssÀ vintage-reissi Kodassa, F1-reississÀ. Olemme tekemÀssÀ sen San Antoniossa? Olemme tekemÀssÀ sen San Antoniossa, mutta olen tekemÀssÀ esiintyminen Kodassa, F1-reississÀ Austinin ulkopuolella. He ovat tekemÀssÀ vintage-reissi.
HÀn tuli ja sanoi, ettÀ hÀn on löytÀnyt hotelliruun Austinissa. Se on suuri, sinut ja kaikki teidÀt voidaan vain kÀÀntÀÀ ylös. Kaikki nousevat ylös. HÀn sanoi, ettÀ se on 271 yliopistossa. TiedÀn, ettÀ hÀn tarkoittaa 271 yliopistosta. En ole koskaan sanonut mitÀÀn.
But because the makeup artist heard it too, I had to say something, because now the makeup artist heard his fuck up too. Where are you guys at with that? Like, I knew he meant 271, and I like when people just let that stuff go. He said, I found a room, it's $271 a month. And I know he meant night, and I was never confused, and I wouldn't have been confused. But...
Would you correct him anyway, or would you correct him only if someone else... You know that thing where somebody else overhears what goes on, and now you feel like you must say something, because otherwise they're going to think you think that too? When you're asking this question, do you mean, are we going to correct him sarcastically? No, I just mean correct him. I'm just saying, I would normally say nothing, because I know what he means. And he doesn't know he fucked up.
What's to be gained from correcting them? Well, I think there's a lot of people who, if somebody says something that's incorrect, correct the other person. First off, people are assholes. When people go... People say something like all the time. They'll go, hey, you want to go out to dinner and then we'll see a movery? And they go, movery, movery, movery, and they go...
Sorry, I'm tired. I meant movie. Movery, but you said Movery, and you're like, sorry. I thank you for pointing that out, because I was going to go my whole life pronouncing it Movery. So first off, there are plenty of dickheads that do that. Number one, there could be somebody who actually thinks it's $2.71 a month, even though I didn't.
It's not even an insulting correction. You said a month, but you meant a day. I'm guessing most people might say something. I don't know. If I moved to say anything, I would try and say it with a joke. Like, oh, two seven one a month, hell of a deal. I'm moving to Austin. I wouldn't burn the calories normally. Save that for the live show. My point is, I wouldn't.
No, I'm saying, I wouldn't have said anything in the first place. But now that there was a set of ears that heard it. Were you worried that she was also confused, though? Or you just didn't want her to think that you didn't notice? There was a witness to this verbal crime. No, I... But you're guilty, too, if you don't speak up. She would think that I didn't hear him.
Mutta sitten on sellaisia ihmisiÀ, joilla on kaupungin jÀlkeen asioita, joissa asioita on laitettu kaikkialla. Ja siellÀ on tÀllainen 75%-pohja. Ja sitten on asia, joka oli laitettu siellÀ, joka ei todennÀköisesti koskaan olisi laitettu. Ja he laittavat sen registraatioon ja he kÀyvÀt lÀpi moottoreita niin kauan, ettÀ kÀsikÀyttÀjÀ laittaa sen ulos. Ja sitten he tekevÀt sellaisen pysyvÀn nÀkökulman. Mutta se on 495-pohja. Se oli tuossa pohjassa.
Miksi tarjoat minulle $340? Se on Super Clearance 145. Se on Lexus 430. Se on $81,000 auton. Se oli rakkaalla. Se on lehtiÀ. Se on kylmÀn ja kylmÀn kylmÀn. Se on V8. Se on kylmÀn ja kylmÀn kylmÀn. Se on $81,000. Se on kylmÀn ja kylmÀn kylmÀn. Se on kylmÀn ja kylmÀn kylmÀn. Se on kylmÀn ja kylmÀn kylmÀn. Se on kylmÀn ja kylmÀn kylmÀn kylmÀn.
For a dollar forty five. It's an eighty one thousand dollar. I have two dollars. You can keep the change. No, I do like this. Can I speak to your manager? So, you guys would correct him if there was a set of ears around? I don't think so. No, I wouldn't. I think what I would do is then when he walked away, I think I would say, I think he meant a day or a night. To the person.
To the person? Yeah, to the makeup artist. What if, okay. But then you're both dumb.
Why would you think you could get that room for $271 for the month? Nobody would. The point is, he said something that was wildly inaccurate, and then you didn't say anything. You just said, okay, which made it seem like you thought that's what it was. Now the makeup person is thinking, you think you're going to get a hotel room for $271 a night, so they think you're stupid, so you have to say something because you just agreed.
I might actually be that asshole who would say something in either scenario just so that it gets filed correctly in my own head. Yeah, I guess I would too. I might double check. I would probably say you mean per day. Okay. I would do that. By the way, when I brought it up, I did ten minutes on it.
And I said, normally I don't want to waste time with this stuff, but here it goes. And the makeup artist said, that seemed awfully cheap for a hotel room. So they obviously were thinking about it themselves. And that's why I wanted to say something about it. All right. Joe Coy, somebody just...