Greg Fitzsimmons

He lähettivät minulle brown sugar, white sugar asiaa, jota tykkäsin niin paljon. Voit mennä YouTubeen ja, en tiedä, punch in Jokoi brown sugar tai jotain. Joku teki todella hauskan videon brown sugarin ja white sugarin saakka. Ne taitoivat todennäköisesti syödä joitain kalorioita siitä. Katsotaan se meidän verkkosivuilta. Oletko nähnyt Black Lab-kartoonia? Kyllä.

That one's funny too. Black Lab is really funny too. Mora Jokoit is best. You're welcome. I was thinking... It's free of charge. I was thinking, what else the hell can we do with brown sugar? Back then he was trying to... Anything you want, motherfucker. Well, I wanted to say, brown sugar... Speak. You do a lot of things well. Yes, I do. You're fantastic over the oats, you know, the hot oats in the morning, the oatmeal. It's great. You mean them Quaker-ass motherfuckers?

Right, but I would argue without a splash of white milk. Bland motherfuckers. You wouldn't be what you were. What's oatmeal without brown sugar, motherfucker? Well, what I was gonna ask. Nothing, just oats. I was gonna ask. Just wake up in the morning, eat some dry ass oats. Yeah. Sprinkle some brown sugar on. And you're quite delicious. You're certainly. Delicious. Say it. Duh. Duh. Li. Li. Shus. Shus. Brown sugar.

Brown sugar. Motherfucker. Right. No, I don't use that kind of language on the air. Fuck your oats. Now, anyway. Put me on some good shit. What we're thinking about doing... Ham. You ever have ham? I have had ham. You ever put brown sugar on ham? I've had honey baked ham. Yes, you and your ilk are awesome on top of it. Exactly. And I've always said there are some good brown sugar out there. They're not all...

You know what I'm saying? What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you saying to my face, motherfucker? I read the newspaper. What do you mean there's some? All of us. I've seen the news. Better than the white sugar? Well. Better than the white sugar? Well, now hold on. That's the reason I wanted to speak to you. White sugar got little dicks.

Brown sugar got big fat sugar cane dicks. That's why y'all mad. Mad because we got big sugar cane dicks hanging out our bags. This is what people are talking about when they talk about brown sugar.

Speak to me like a man, motherfucker. Why do you keep looking down? The confrontation, the anger... Wouldn't you be mad? Wouldn't you be mad? I'm just saying... I'm next to Ajax, motherfucker. Pinesaw. Where's white sugar at? You're under the sink for a reason. What? I've said the pantry...

Why can't I be in the picture? We have a nice thing going on. It's a quiet community. We're not looking for trouble. Gated motherfucking community.

We're just not looking for trouble. We have a certain... We're setting our ways. That's all I wanted to say. And I speak for the white flour. I speak for the baking soda. Fuck baking soda. What the fuck does baking soda ever do? Hey, first off... Flavorless motherfucker. We are open to a diverse community. We let wheat germ in a few years ago. Wheat germ.

Jermiä. Jermiä. Ja ne sopivat aika hyvin meidän yhteiskunnallemme. Jermiä. Haluaisin sanoa, mitä haluaisin kertoa. Mitä hanketta? Meidän tykkäämme pinappuun ylöspäin. Ja sinä olet... Haluaisin kertoa. Mikä on sinun suosikko? Olemme samaa mieltä, että sinaminen ja rauhan syöminen ovat... Hienoja! ...tapa kolme. Se on todennäköisesti tapa kolme. Sanoisin tätä.

You are the main ingredient in pineapple upside down cake. I mean, as far as the sweetener goes. Pineapple ain't shit without brown sugar. And you know that. Maybe it's time for a change. It's just the folks in the pantry have been talking. And we thought maybe white sugar could just kind of slide in. And we could try pineapple upside down cake without you one time. Just.

Just to see, just to break it up, just to mix it up, just to see how it's about, just to try it on time. I could go ahead... Hold on, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm saying. This is why you're under the sink with the cleanser. Say that to my face again. Say it to my face again. Say it again.

First off, you're looking at me. One of my best friends in the pantry. Who's that? Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth. I have no problem with those people. I know they're some of my best friends. Aunt Jemima. Sell out. Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima and myself, we're dear dear friends. Putting that forth as an example of your tolerance doesn't

I don't have a problem. Uncle Ben. He's a fine southern gentleman. And we have no problem with him in our community. He's done just fine by us. I stay real. Real brown. Okay. I'm simply saying.

I'll stay right here. I don't give a shit. We're going to make some pineapple upside down cake. Try. And we're going to do it with me this time. We do not require your services. It's not a full time switch. It's just something.

This is what I'm talking about. It's something we would like to try out. And I just feel like, yes, I dominate the confection area. Donuts, cakes, pies and things like that. But I've never branched out into a pineapple upside down cake. And it's just something I'd like to try. Try it with white sugar. That's what I'm saying. You'll be boiling as hell.

I'm just saying, we're just gonna try it once. Anyone tastes good at all. I'm warning, I'm saying this as a friend. You my friend? As a friend. You are not my friend, motherfucker. We share the same kitchen. We both have young children and dreams. I'm next to the fucking trash can, motherfucker. Look. That's where you gonna put me?

Most delicious spice in this motherfucker. Listen, as a pillar of this community and as a parent, you know, sweet and low, my son. Seeing the little packets running around. Okay, now you've crossed the line. Now you've crossed the line. Cancer-causing motherfucker. Okay, now you've crossed the line. Brian loves sweet and low. You still have your place in barbecue sauce. That's not going anywhere. You're goddamn right. You're indispensable. We're not going to take that away from you.

No listen to me. You even adopted that vanilla extract. That's right.

I just wanna try the pineapple upside down cake. Just take the weekend off. Just chill out. Chill out. You've got cleanser. You've got the ant killer you can talk to. Share some war stories with the ant. No, don't anger Raid. You better hope Raid doesn't hear you.