Greg Fitzsimmons
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Kertoisin sinulle vielÀ yhden kysymyksen. Kun syöt syöpÀstÀ ja saa jalkapainoa, mitÀ haluat laittaa siihen? Oletkaan todellinen! SinÀ, brown sugar!
Okay. But I'd like to try pineapple upside down cake just one time with everybody from our community. That's all I'm saying. We have the canned pineapple over here. We have the flour over here. Okay. Don't ain't shit on me. Don't anger doll. C to the motherfucking H. Brown sugar.
Okei, okei. Haluatko puhua dollista? Seuraa hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet, hÀnet.
Have you seen dolls' calves? I've seen dolls' calves. They're huge. They're huge. Do not anger doll. He's a nice guy, but do not cross doll. Circles or chunks. He's almost black. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Careful now. The biggest Asian I've ever seen. That's right. All right.
Joten tykkÀÀ itseÀsi tuolla. MitÀ se on, kun he laittavat kÀrsivÀn? Kun he laittavat kÀrsivÀn? Se on se, mitÀ minÀ sanon. Se on se, mitÀ minÀ sanon. Se on se, mitÀ minÀ sanon.
My dick is bigger than the other sugars. That's the problem. Sweet and low don't even have a dick. Just a little pink bag. You want people to integrate you into their forms of confection. You never stop talking about your cock.
What? White sugar got a little dick and good credit. That's it. That's right. Brown sugar got a big dick and a lot of loans. A lot of unpaid loans, motherfucker. I'll get to it. If you get me in the pantry so I can work with the other motherfucking baking goods, I can pay off these motherfucking loans. Right, but all the dick talk is not gonna... Go see my kids.
All the dick talk. How many kids I got? I've seen the sack of Toll House morsels. There's a bag of raisins in the pantries that I know. The point is this. Got my eyes. What I'm asking is this. It's this dick talk that prevents you from getting into the pantry. This dick talk is real talk, motherfucker. But you never stop talking about your dick. You never stop using profanity. You never recognize me for my dick. I'm not...
Olemme ylipÀÀtÀ. Se saattaa pitÀÀ sinut takaisin. Kuka sinÀ olet? Kuka sanoi, ettÀ voit puhua? Se on pöytÀpöytÀ. Se on Armand Hammer. HÀn on hyvÀ mies. Olen niin tyhjÀ tÀllÀ pöytÀpöytÀllÀ. HÀn on hyvin hyödyllinen. PöytÀpöytÀ on hyvin hyödyllinen. PöytÀpöytÀ on hyvin hyödyllinen. HÀn on hyvin hyödyllinen.
Put him next to the goddamn trash can. Listen, he's a legacy. He was born in the pantry. Then his ancestors were born in the pantry and then moved to the refrigerator. Whatever it is, he's in the pantry. Where's Aunt Jemima at? She got put in the pantry as well, initially just to help.
Nyt hÀn on siellÀ tÀydellÀ aikavÀlillÀ. TÀmÀ on tÀrkeÀ asia. Haluaisimme auttaa sinua menemÀÀn pannuun, mutta se on kaikki... Miten minÀ voin menemÀÀn pannuun? PitÀkÀÀ puhumaan sinun pysyvÀsi. Se ei ole pysyvÀ, pysyvÀ. PitÀkÀÀ puhumaan sinun pysyvÀsi. Se on pysyvÀ. Se on pysyvÀ, pysyvÀ. PitÀkÀÀ puhumaan sinun pysyvÀsi. Se on pysyvÀ, pysyvÀ. Se on pysyvÀ. Se on pysyvÀ.
Kiitos, se on vahvaa. Se oli hauskaa. KyllÀ, en tiedÀ miksi. Se kuulostaa kuin Kat Williamsin erityinen. Minulla oli tÀmÀ ajatus, ja ajattelin, ettÀ rakastan pinapalla ylöspÀin. Sitten tajusin, etten koskaan syö pinapalla ylöspÀin. En koskaan syö pinapalla ylöspÀin. Sitten tajusin, ettÀ se on keskustelu, joka on samanlaista kylmÀllÀ. MinÀ ajattelin, ettÀ se on kylmÀllÀ, mutta kyllÀ. KylmÀllÀ. Rakastan sen, en koskaan syö sitÀ. En koskaan saa tarpeeksi.
I could think of no greater night out of dining than ordering fish and chips and then pineapple upside down cake, although it never happened. It never happened. And then, of course, Gary chimes in and said, that's the only dessert we would order when we went out. I didn't even know it's offered that many places. I've never seen it anywhere. I've never had anyone next to me order it. Let's come up with a menu for the week. We'll make it for our listeners. It'll be bring it back week. Shepherd's pie.
Meatloaf. Egg salad sandwiches. Yes, lunches, egg salad sandwiches. Bring it back. Somebody made... Like a cafeteria from the 1950s. When we went out to play Long Beach a few weeks ago...
Rupeer floats. Yes, rupeer floats. Somebody just made me a pot of Irish stew. Like literally Tupperware foil over the top of it. What's an Irish stew? Foil over the top. What's Irish stew? It's basically just... You guys don't know Irish stew? No, I do. It's just stew. I don't know. I think what we call stew is Irish stew. It's just potatoes and chunks of meat, whatever.
TÀmÀ henkilö, tÀmÀ herra, tÀmÀ sainto, joka työskennellyt klubissa, oli kuin bartenderi tai jotain. HÀn kertoi minua, koska olin kertonut Lynettea siitÀ. Mutta jotenkin, tulin kotiin tÀmÀn ajan 1.30 aamuun.
Kiitos kun katsoit.
Because you never stopped complaining about me not cooking. And I went, it could be connected. Maybe. Maybe this is just the Irish stew talking, but yes. But either way, it was so fucking satisfying. And then somebody was telling me about their grandfather, and he cooked Hungarian, and I had Hungarian, and the spretzel, and the stew, and the chicken paprikash, and all that stuff. But yes, we will give, we should put together a list, and I'm telling you,
Kaikki, joita tiedÀn, rakastavat piinapua ylöspÀin. TehdÀÀn lyhyen Dawson. Joo, bossi. PitÀisitkö piinapua ylöspÀin? Ei, en. Okei, mennÀÀn. HÀn ei edes. TiedÀn, ettÀ hÀn ei edes. Siksi kysyttiin ensin?
Minulla on hirveÀ intuisiota, kuten kun Matti tuli omaan isÀnsÀ tennissuuhun ja minulla oli kysymys, mitÀ hÀnellÀ oli, kun hÀn kertoi minulle, ettÀ ne eivÀt olleet hÀnellÀ. Minulla on tapa tunnistaa negatiivista hyvin nopeasti.