Greg Fitzsimmons

Yeah, but I'm a Golden Glove champion.

D-Mac.

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight!

Statistically, we've all to some degree been sexually assaulted with a stranger during Netflix and chill.

You're one of the few.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes the guy from Christian Mingle that you met ain't so chill, you know, and starts off as a butt massage.

And ends, you know, with a guy you swipe right on fucking cherry picking them little toilet balls out of the rim of your butthole.

Oh, yeah, I had COVID.

I lost my sense of taste and smell.

You can still get strep throat, you fucking idiot.

But I smoked crack with a woman the other day during Netflix and chill.

I said... Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think Netflix and chill is a crack activity, darling.

I'm trying to watch the Houses of Dragons, not chase a fucking dragon.

My name's Uncle Azar.

We went out to the Master Square Garden.

And I threw up everywhere in Red Band's bathroom, and I blamed it on some girl that was in the green room.

And I'm going to be honest with you.

No, but I went in there because...

I was actually poisoned by Aaron Rodgers.

Because he was back there, and I saw them drinking that Bud Light, and I'm like, hey, y'all got to drink that gay beer, because NFL watching y'all, or you want to come back and go in Gin Pop and get tequila with me, you know?