#681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode? Well, well, well, every single week, I have some of the funniest comedians in the world on this show. This week, no different. One of the returns of one of our favorite greatest guests in the history of the show, and I love to debut a brand new guest who's never done it before. You know her from the roast of Tom Brady with me. You know him as one of the greatest guests and comedians in the history of the show. Make some noise. for Sam Jay and Greg Fitzsimmons!
How does the introduction of the guests unfold?
Sam Jay! And the Irish GOAT, Greg Fitzsimmons! Booyah! A perfect chemistry mix here tonight. Two amazing comedians, both from the Boston area, the Upper East Coast. Welcome to the show, Sam Jay. What's up, bro? Welcome, welcome. I'm excited. I'm excited to have you. I'm also worried I'm going to end up fishing with Kyle Rittenhouse after this. It could end up happening. It could end up happening.
I don't want that.
I did go a little wild during the commercial break. I don't normally do that, but I don't know what came out of me, but I've been... On Twitter all weekend. And shit's wild over there. I just didn't expect chanting. That seemed a bit... Sam and I have been partying continuously with each other ever since the Tom Brady roast. We had a fucking magical night and we continue that. Took her out on our first river trip.
Why did you assume that was my first river?
In Austin. All right, cool. Yeah. It's different here. Everywhere else you've been on... Tony was like, you're black, have you ever been in a boat? I was like... Yeah. Well, historically. It's true. And true to the stereotype, when we all jumped in the water, you stayed on the boat yesterday. Yeah. in very comfortable fashion. There was no consideration whatsoever of jumping in the water. One more time for the return of Greg Fitzsimmons, ladies and gentlemen. His new special, You Know Me, is out now at Greg Fitzsimmons Comedy on YouTube, fitzdog.com, for his dates coming up in Tulsa and San Francisco. Greg, welcome. It's great to be back. It's just great to see the excitement in these faces out here. It really is.
Just... Drunk and high and perfect for comedy. It's amazing. We have a sleepy cowboy right here. This guy's just fucking exhausted. Yeah. We have a Mexican with braces right here. That's a rare treat. That's a very rare treat. My goodness. What do you do?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–3:39
2
How does the introduction of the guests unfold?
3:39–10:59
3
What unique experiences do the guests share?
10:59–18:59
4
How does the show interact with the audience?
18:59–1:05:16
5
What insights does Cam Patterson share about his success?
1:05:16–1:05:55
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What humorous moment arises regarding disintegrate?
1:05:55–1:06:07
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What story does Sam Jay share about his experience in Utah?
1:06:07–1:06:56
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How does the discussion shift to the topic of spelling and comedy?
1:06:56–2:15:02