Greg Fitzsimmons
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No, I was just in New York last week and all anybody talks about in New York is they talk about politics in a smart way. They talk about culture. They talk about writers. And then you go back to L.A. and they just all talk about showbiz. Like even your doctor. Your doctor wants to talk about his famous clients and he's got headshots on his wall. It's like you're a fucking doctor. Yeah.
No, I was just in New York last week and all anybody talks about in New York is they talk about politics in a smart way. They talk about culture. They talk about writers. And then you go back to L.A. and they just all talk about showbiz. Like even your doctor. Your doctor wants to talk about his famous clients and he's got headshots on his wall. It's like you're a fucking doctor. Yeah.
No, I was just in New York last week and all anybody talks about in New York is they talk about politics in a smart way. They talk about culture. They talk about writers. And then you go back to L.A. and they just all talk about showbiz. Like even your doctor. Your doctor wants to talk about his famous clients and he's got headshots on his wall. It's like you're a fucking doctor. Yeah.
I don't care that Leonard Nimoy used to come here. He's dead. You failed. All headshots. All over the wall. Yeah. It's so strange. My shrink said to me one time, he goes, I was telling him about how I was down. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to do Stern a lot. And Stern, I asked him to write the foreword to my book. And do you remember this story?
I don't care that Leonard Nimoy used to come here. He's dead. You failed. All headshots. All over the wall. Yeah. It's so strange. My shrink said to me one time, he goes, I was telling him about how I was down. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to do Stern a lot. And Stern, I asked him to write the foreword to my book. And do you remember this story?
I don't care that Leonard Nimoy used to come here. He's dead. You failed. All headshots. All over the wall. Yeah. It's so strange. My shrink said to me one time, he goes, I was telling him about how I was down. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to do Stern a lot. And Stern, I asked him to write the foreword to my book. And do you remember this story?
Yeah, so he basically ran me through the mill. And it was a bit. It was a radio bit. It wasn't mean-spirited. It was a little mean-spirited. Well, it came off way worse than the reality of it was.
Yeah, so he basically ran me through the mill. And it was a bit. It was a radio bit. It wasn't mean-spirited. It was a little mean-spirited. Well, it came off way worse than the reality of it was.
Yeah, so he basically ran me through the mill. And it was a bit. It was a radio bit. It wasn't mean-spirited. It was a little mean-spirited. Well, it came off way worse than the reality of it was.
Well, so I asked him to write the foreword to my book, and then he said on the air, there's a million things I'd rather do than sit down and write this foreword. And I think the intent was he didn't want people coming to him and asking him to do things like this, or he'd be doing it all the time.
Well, so I asked him to write the foreword to my book, and then he said on the air, there's a million things I'd rather do than sit down and write this foreword. And I think the intent was he didn't want people coming to him and asking him to do things like this, or he'd be doing it all the time.
Well, so I asked him to write the foreword to my book, and then he said on the air, there's a million things I'd rather do than sit down and write this foreword. And I think the intent was he didn't want people coming to him and asking him to do things like this, or he'd be doing it all the time.
So I asked him to do it, and he just starts busting my balls and calling me at home and saying, I don't want to do this and blah, blah, blah. So I go to my shrink, and I'm talking about I have depression. Let's let that sit for a second. And he says to me, he goes, it's so weird. He should have never fucking told me this.
So I asked him to do it, and he just starts busting my balls and calling me at home and saying, I don't want to do this and blah, blah, blah. So I go to my shrink, and I'm talking about I have depression. Let's let that sit for a second. And he says to me, he goes, it's so weird. He should have never fucking told me this.
So I asked him to do it, and he just starts busting my balls and calling me at home and saying, I don't want to do this and blah, blah, blah. So I go to my shrink, and I'm talking about I have depression. Let's let that sit for a second. And he says to me, he goes, it's so weird. He should have never fucking told me this.
He goes, I have a patient that came in, and he said he's having a hard time lately. And I said, well, what's going on? And he goes, well, my boss at work is a fucking douche. My wife keeps telling me that I'm not emotional enough. And then there's this guy named Greg Fitzsimmons on the Howard Stern Show, and they're just torturing him.
He goes, I have a patient that came in, and he said he's having a hard time lately. And I said, well, what's going on? And he goes, well, my boss at work is a fucking douche. My wife keeps telling me that I'm not emotional enough. And then there's this guy named Greg Fitzsimmons on the Howard Stern Show, and they're just torturing him.