Greg Fitzsimmons

Yeah, it was, dog, I cried to Mariah Carey like for four hours after that.

We belong together.

I mean, I give my all to have.

We both had a crush on Mariah Carey.

What's that like?

I love you, Sam.

And I swatted it one time.

It was flying in front of me.

And my co-worker, they go, hey, be careful, man.

You know, when you do that, the wasp, they'll spray you with a pheromone and it lets other wasps know that you're a hitter.

I was like, wow.

You know, thank God women don't have that feature.

Am I right?

Not for me, like for my uncles and stuff, you know, like they'd be real stinky if that was the case.

And I just feel like, you know, like pheromones, that's such a crazy concept.

And like, if women did have that feature, it just raises the question, like, what does a man that hates women smell like?

Probably like Axe body spray or something, you know?

That's what I would assume.

And I just think that's like a crazy con- I think women should have that, you know?

Like when you buy a car, you can't ask for airbags.