Greg Fitzsimmons

It just tastes like Skittle when you snort it.

Stem cells.

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Headphones?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, the reason I do it is because I started wearing hats because after the show, people would take photos with me with my shaved head, and the light would just bounce off my chrome, and you couldn't see me in the photo. So I realized that I wore baseball caps, but then when you're on stage, it puts a shadow over your face. Right. You can't see your face, so I started wearing these.

I like shaving the head, though. I started during the pandemic.

I know.

I feel so much better like this.

Oh, shit. Fuck off. Dude, when I was a teenager, there was a place in New York called the Stag Brothers. And it was these two Italian brothers. And they cut hair. And you go in there and they had the reason we all went. Like our moms would drop us off out front. We'd go inside. And then they had penthouse magazines while you waited. So you hoped that you got to wait for a while.

And then they call you and like you got your little 15-year-old erection. You're trying to hide. Put the cape over me. Cover me.

That seems to be big in the black culture. I mean, obviously there's those movies, Barbershop. But, I mean, it really is a place that people hang out. But now you've got cigar. Do you like hanging out in cigar shops?

People had their own humidors in there?

That guy owns Warner Brothers. Yeah. That dude is an eight-picture deal over in Columbia.

Oh, yeah. He ended up quitting to get a movie career that never happened.

But this is the thing.

Yeah, also he's a redhead. Name a lot of redheaded leading men.