Greg Gutfeld

And I moved to Seattle in my 20s.

And it rained for three months straight.

And I was like, I can't take it anymore.

But also, I think Rosie is obsessed with Trump.

She has to be here.

She has to be near him.

That is her life force.

She is an ordinary person in Ireland.

They're not impressed by her.

She's probably a giant pain in the keister and she wants to come back and hold her children.

Like she's got children here.

What did she abandon them?

You know, that is not the most wonderful admission that she can possibly make.

And, you know, it is so typical of Ellen and Portia, like, oh, well, we love the Cotswolds, but we're going to go summer at Montecito and our little cottage that cost a couple dozen million dollars there in Santa Barbara.

Go have fun with Meghan Markle, Pax.

Look, one of the advantages of being an American, if you have a passport, is you can come, you can leave freely, come back freely.

But we should be honest, the only people that can really do this are rich people.

Of course.

So that's what the story is really about.

Great.