Greg Miller

I like it, though.

I don't ever see you. I mean, I know Cool G's. Cool G's Mr. Lego Man. I, uh...

I don't ever see you. I mean, I know Cool G's. Cool G's Mr. Lego Man. I, uh...

This is my thing. Whenever I'm at what I like to call the Mecca, Costco, they got the Legos out there, but they're like, hey, build the Lego flowers. Build a gigantic race car. I'm like, all right, but just give me a normal Lego set. I know you're Costco. It's five Lego sets strapped together that I got to buy or whatever, but I'll figure it out. That's not exciting to me.

This is my thing. Whenever I'm at what I like to call the Mecca, Costco, they got the Legos out there, but they're like, hey, build the Lego flowers. Build a gigantic race car. I'm like, all right, but just give me a normal Lego set. I know you're Costco. It's five Lego sets strapped together that I got to buy or whatever, but I'll figure it out. That's not exciting to me.

I don't want the weird thing. That's what this is going to be. It's going to be a giant Pikachu.

I don't want the weird thing. That's what this is going to be. It's going to be a giant Pikachu.

oh yeah i mean i'm excited for you know as ben continues to love pokemon and continues to love lego see what you know this is going to be for him yeah uh you know we're still not we're at the thing where we buy the lego uh box set whatever i build it and then break ben breaks it apart and drives it around the batmobile's got no fins anymore you know ben is three and a half about to be april is there any risk of him eating lego no no no putting it anywhere is there any risk of it of course

oh yeah i mean i'm excited for you know as ben continues to love pokemon and continues to love lego see what you know this is going to be for him yeah uh you know we're still not we're at the thing where we buy the lego uh box set whatever i build it and then break ben breaks it apart and drives it around the batmobile's got no fins anymore you know ben is three and a half about to be april is there any risk of him eating lego no no no putting it anywhere is there any risk of it of course

Remember when I choked on a nickel playing jukeboxes? I was older than Ben is. Kids are stupid.

Remember when I choked on a nickel playing jukeboxes? I was older than Ben is. Kids are stupid.

It's a famed Greg Miller story. You know what I mean? Grandma Miller's looking at my turtles in my room. I'm laying on the ground in the living room playing jukebox. Dropped the money in my mouth, and then I was on the song. You know what I mean? Jesus Christ. Nickel went in, turned sideways, couldn't breathe for a couple seconds, panicked, and then I passed it. But, you know. You could have died.

It's a famed Greg Miller story. You know what I mean? Grandma Miller's looking at my turtles in my room. I'm laying on the ground in the living room playing jukebox. Dropped the money in my mouth, and then I was on the song. You know what I mean? Jesus Christ. Nickel went in, turned sideways, couldn't breathe for a couple seconds, panicked, and then I passed it. But, you know. You could have died.

I could have. No, I know. That's definitely what I was thinking.

I could have. No, I know. That's definitely what I was thinking.

Did Ben ever play, was it Duplo? No, we jumped right to Lego. Nice.

Did Ben ever play, was it Duplo? No, we jumped right to Lego. Nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kept that Duplo shit out. You know what I mean? I think at my dad's house, he had some Duplo stuff from his girlfriend or whatever. And, like, he played with them there. They had some Cars stuff. So it was more of a Cars thing than it was a Lego thing. So whatever. But, no, I never brought that Duplo crap in my house. I'm not doing that. Lincoln Logs? I mean, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kept that Duplo shit out. You know what I mean? I think at my dad's house, he had some Duplo stuff from his girlfriend or whatever. And, like, he played with them there. They had some Cars stuff. So it was more of a Cars thing than it was a Lego thing. So whatever. But, no, I never brought that Duplo crap in my house. I'm not doing that. Lincoln Logs? I mean, no.

I grew up playing Lincoln Logs. Grandma Miller's again. You know what I mean? Back in her shag rug in the back of that house. She had a lot of Lincoln Logs. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible toy.