Greg Miller

I grew up playing Lincoln Logs. Grandma Miller's again. You know what I mean? Back in her shag rug in the back of that house. She had a lot of Lincoln Logs. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible toy.

I mean, that thing is like... Ben truly doesn't understand how good he has it. You know what I mean? A whole section dedicated to Sonic the Hedgehog? Lincoln Logs aren't terrible. Again, it was like at home I have every superhero under the moon, but at Grandma Miller's I got Lincoln Logs and army men and I'm there because I'm sick or it's summer and it's like, what the fuck? This sucks.

I mean, that thing is like... Ben truly doesn't understand how good he has it. You know what I mean? A whole section dedicated to Sonic the Hedgehog? Lincoln Logs aren't terrible. Again, it was like at home I have every superhero under the moon, but at Grandma Miller's I got Lincoln Logs and army men and I'm there because I'm sick or it's summer and it's like, what the fuck? This sucks.

No video games? What the fuck am I doing? You know what I mean? Ben just can get any video game he wants cloud streamed to his phone and bam, he's ready to go.

No video games? What the fuck am I doing? You know what I mean? Ben just can get any video game he wants cloud streamed to his phone and bam, he's ready to go.

No, Jen wouldn't allow that in the house.

No, Jen wouldn't allow that in the house.

They're still out there. No way. He's brought them home from... I'll tell you what. Oh, man. There's no bigger Trojan horse

They're still out there. No way. He's brought them home from... I'll tell you what. Oh, man. There's no bigger Trojan horse

than the toddler birthday party here's the your your uh bag you eat goodie bag thank you you open that thing up the fuckers who are putting kinetic sand in these things what the fuck is wrong with you it's just sand it's just why you gotta want this in my house oh no inevitably it's just there's a fucking no none of this i've thrown i've thrown them out i've thrown them out before ben even gets straight out of me don't worry about this ben you don't have to worry about this whatsoever

than the toddler birthday party here's the your your uh bag you eat goodie bag thank you you open that thing up the fuckers who are putting kinetic sand in these things what the fuck is wrong with you it's just sand it's just why you gotta want this in my house oh no inevitably it's just there's a fucking no none of this i've thrown i've thrown them out i've thrown them out before ben even gets straight out of me don't worry about this ben you don't have to worry about this whatsoever

Story number five. Now, those are cool. That's awesome. I mean, my Lincoln Logs are pretty sure that I was playing with my dad's Lincoln Logs. They were just wood.

Story number five. Now, those are cool. That's awesome. I mean, my Lincoln Logs are pretty sure that I was playing with my dad's Lincoln Logs. They were just wood.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, while Googling Lincoln Logs, I found that they have... That's cool, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, while Googling Lincoln Logs, I found that they have... That's cool, yeah.

But again, that's something Ben plays with once, and then I got this shit in my house forever. Yeah. Auntie Luce, my son's godmother, Christmas gave him this, like, uh...

But again, that's something Ben plays with once, and then I got this shit in my house forever. Yeah. Auntie Luce, my son's godmother, Christmas gave him this, like, uh...

i mean the sticks that then go into the ball the plastic ball so you can make like a giant like structures or whatever you put them together like connects if they weren't connects they're gigantic i don't have connects get that big i don't i'm not versed in connects never my toy these are definitely knockoff connects got it and i never wanted to punch lucy james in the face harder you know what i mean and i lived with her trust me there's times i wanted to just fucking power bomb this woman through the kitchen table but now i got fucking green plastic sticks

i mean the sticks that then go into the ball the plastic ball so you can make like a giant like structures or whatever you put them together like connects if they weren't connects they're gigantic i don't have connects get that big i don't i'm not versed in connects never my toy these are definitely knockoff connects got it and i never wanted to punch lucy james in the face harder you know what i mean and i lived with her trust me there's times i wanted to just fucking power bomb this woman through the kitchen table but now i got fucking green plastic sticks

sticks all over my goddamn house. These little ping pong balls everywhere. And Ben just gets it, dumps them out of the bag. And I'm like, Ben, I put him in a sharpshooter last night. We're getting real close to him understanding wrestling. He's going to be in trouble.