Griffin McElroy
speaker
3,063 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 14 Sep
Griffin McElroy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I feel like I'm having trouble hanging, Trav, if I'm being honest, because it's like, yeah, it seems like you've misinterpreted the deal, Trav.
I think you thought like I've got I'm about to crack this motherfucker wide open, but it does seem like you've forgotten some pretty core facets of the tortoise and hair story, which is that the hare was actually a lazy fuck.
And he's twice during the race.
There should have been a third.
There should have been a third animal present.
That is known for being fast and steady.
No, but like a horse.
No.
Like if it had been a horse, if it had been the tortoise and the hare and the horse.
Yeah.
Then after the race, the tortoise and hare can get together.
Like, I wish we could have a fucking conversation without this goddamn horse showing up and be like, I'm better than both.
I just feel like I it's implied that like obviously faster would have been better.
Like if the if the tortoise had also gone fast, I think everybody agrees that that would have been ideal.
If they're saying if you have to choose
You go slow and steady 'cause that will get you there and fast and I think in one version of it he mu there should be a version of it where he's going so fast that he die he dies or runs into a branch.
He's skinny or something.
Yeah, he's paled.
Yeah.
Some he does need a like a bat yeah, 'cause he needs some sort of negative outcome.
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